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Absolutely (early ‘90s) – Denzil’s brother Ichdydd challenges him to a bout of Welsh Unarmed Hitting. I hope that clears up any understanding.

10.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Outstanding!

10.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have to go to a a place so, yeah, it troubles me too.

10.08.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re not wrong. I’ve got 21 seconds to go…

10.08.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We gave ten! All was fig given. That doesn’t quite work.

10.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oof

10.08.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An ad: “The best walking shoes are suitable for men to wear all day.” The shoe pictured is a square moc-toed slip-on abomination.

An ad: “The best walking shoes are suitable for men to wear all day.” The shoe pictured is a square moc-toed slip-on abomination.

As long as you don’t look at them.

10.08.2025 19:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re welcome!

10.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What. Is that? I like the look of it.

10.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bellringer’s pew sounds like a medical condition.

10.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dreamt about something called Gunderwear, the concealed carry undergarment for patriots

10.08.2025 14:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Welsh Unarmed Hitting?

Error: Reference probably too obscure

10.08.2025 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TOUCHDOWN

10.08.2025 11:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Nirvana ‘Smiley’ t-shirt on the Marks and Spencer website

A Nirvana ‘Smiley’ t-shirt on the Marks and Spencer website

They're selling hippie wigs* in Woolworths**, man.

*Nirvana t-shirts

**Marks and Spencer

10.08.2025 11:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which, although awkwardly worded, makes sense.

10.08.2025 11:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

concept art by Moebius

We all get older. James Cameron's The Abyss was released 36 years ago.

Concept art by Moebius (Jean Giraud) 👇
#JamesCameron #TheAbyss #Moebius #FilmSky #ComicSky #Illustration

10.08.2025 07:29 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

GOAL

10.08.2025 11:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

but there might be funny pictures

10.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A close view of some delicious yellow corn niblets

A close view of some delicious yellow corn niblets

Yes

09.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A conversation I had with my mate Carpenter John which does not reflect well upon me: We were at the new V&A Storehouse, looking at a case containing a baseball cap with a large letter H on the front.

Me: Don’t you have a cap with an H on?

Carpenter John: Yes! Actually…am I wearing it?

Me: Yes.

09.08.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I did it wrong, it went

I drank the last two beers I made today so I’m going back home and I have a few beers to take to work tomorrow and I will get you a drink I just got home and I am going back home now I love it

09.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m not very good at replying to John when we’re not just dossing about so I’ll say

⬆️ yes ⬆️

09.08.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I may have something for you. I’ll need an hour or so.

09.08.2025 18:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A computer desktop. Not only is it full of file and folder icons, each one has four or five more underneath.

A computer desktop. Not only is it full of file and folder icons, each one has four or five more underneath.

I should probably tidy this up a a bit.

09.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
09.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I misread that as “We are planning a gentle day of exploding.” I was intrigued.

09.08.2025 10:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How did you lose a bike? How big is your property?

09.08.2025 10:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Black and white photo of young Tove wearing a stripy dress and looking rather serious.

Black and white photo of young Tove wearing a stripy dress and looking rather serious.

It’s Tove Jansson’s birthday and she’s not interested in any of your nonsense.

09.08.2025 10:27 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Odd behaviour from the Bluesky app – everything works…except the home button.

09.08.2025 09:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lawks!

09.08.2025 09:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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