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Jay from Bluesky is in the Epstein files.

HOW ABOUT DEM WAFFLES BITCH??

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HOLY FUCK HE IS SO PATHETIC

Listen, Dr. Asshole, if you’re going to take away all the real medicine at least let people get a little high.

Jesus this has real “My ‘I didn’t leave my children on Epstein Island’ shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by this shirt” energy.

Jesus this has real “My ‘I didn’t leave my children on Epstein Island’ shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by this shirt” energy.

HAHAHA

Oh fuck off. She’s as bad as any MAGA person. Motherfucking Lucy with the football old-ass bitch.
RETIRE BITCH

"Most Al-enabled devices coming to market aren't required to be tested on patients, according to FDA rules.
Instead, makers satisfy FDA rules by citing previously authorized devices that had no Al-related capabilities"
I'm sorry WHAT????
"Oh, it's the same we just put a GUESSING ROBOT IN IT"

This is insane, and exactly the type of thing a good pet parent should be doing.

When I first got this dude I saw him go absolutely bonkers over a moth so I was like “you know what he would find fun? 100 live crickets!” I mean this was during COVID? Sadly they were pretty tame. I freed them.

3 times IN HIS WHOLE LIFE

In a statement to the Daily Beast, the Department of Defense said that there “is no Department of War [sic] directive requiring service members to see this film, though the film is fantastic.”

I love the [sic] here. Man fuck that movie:

Oh my god look at this fat fuck! If I didn’t already have three and live 1200 miles away I would adopt him so fast

Has anyone searched for Jay in the Epstein files?

No WE WANT THEM GONE!

the founder of latinos for trump was detained by ICE & deported so idk what they were really expecting here

Translated from a German thread: "One gets the impression that in the US they shoot people to distract from the Epstein files, then decide to release the Epstein files instead to distract from the murders, then arrest the reporter to distract from the Epstein files again, and if that doesn't work, the president just shits himself on camera."

America 2026!

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year

Elon is going to disown Grok so fast people are going to think its his child!

The director of Melania movie

Good lord imagine being in a photo with the world’s most notorious dead pedophile and being the creepiest looking one.

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

AIDE: "Sir, they are about to release more Epstein Files."

TRUMP: "Go find me a black guy to arrest."

Sitting at Kansas City International Airport browsing domain names. I am heartbroken to see that someone has registered aggressively.gay.

I heard Melania has been nominated for a FIFA Oscar

ppl will be all haha suck my dick u dumb bitch and then get weirded out when u drop to ur knees and open ur drooling mouth 🙄🙄🙄 so tired of fake ppl honestly

Fuck you, you giant piece of shit. (This was directed to Trump, not The Bulwark.