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That man has a name, sir. And that name is…Lobot?

We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel” We are the couple who got married in the gingerbread house from “Hansel and Gretel,” and we would like to say how deeply and unreservedly sorry we ...

"We now realize it is impossible to separate the quirky and Instagrammable charm of a house made of desserts from its dark and violent fairy tale origins."

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

Apparently the NYT does too

WaPo Fact Check:
"Darth Vader will destroy the rebel alliance." This is FALSE.

Grand Moff Tarkin actually said: "Lord Vader will provide us with the location of the rebel fortress. We will then crush the rebellion with one swift stroke." There is no indication Vader himself will order the strike.

The New York Times and wokeness were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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…from Seattle. So now all of us are stuck at a closed airport with no return flight to La or Seattle set, no accommodations, and no cover because airport is closed, and not a single rep from Delta even bothered to come out to explain or acknowledge that there are no rooms available

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They made us deplane and announced that they would rebook us asap and would cover any costs for accommodations. BUT there are no accommodations available anywhere on the island tonight so 100s of us are trapped outside of the airport, which is now closed. Also happened to Delta flight

It can definitely get worse.

My wife and I are currently stranded outside the airport in Kona at 2:43am.

Our Delta plane was delayed coming from LA (due to Delta incompetence not weather or mechanical issues). Then after boarding us they announced that we’re not allowed to take off…

This is one of the maybe three things I've ever had to say about Trump across however many posts I've done about him: a culture that's diseased and disordered enough to produce and celebrate and indulge someone like him in the way ours has is absolutely diseased/disordered enough to elect him.

I’m violating my NDA by posting this, but feel like the world needs to know that Mr Roth actually requires you to maintain eye contact with him at all times while watching and summarizing Hallmark romance and/or murder movies. Strange dude.

“Rufo's store-brand Rasputin act” is very special. Thank you.