fluffyChoccy

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

People be doing anything before just confronting the person saying something they don't like and telling them to cut it out

a tweet reading "I was in an 88 person polyamorous relationship for like a week :sob:" being quote tweeted with an image of Dawko looking at the roster of Five Nights at Freddys Ultimate Custom Night

i keep seeing posts from poly mfs who are dating like 10 people and it always makes me think of this image

shaw..?

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "It took so much pain for me to become this gentle"

Gentle

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Binches love my fluffy tail and soft ears"

Puppy dog wisdom

Diversity win! The trans character getting anally fucked is tagged 1girl instead of 1boy or futanari!

Better gray hair than no hair
I honestly wouldn't mind having gray hair myself

#TransFeminism

Me too

Block Game | Ultima/TES meets Minecraft Ultima/Elder Scrolls meets Minecraft voxel sandbox game with building and crafting.

btw conventional games marketing wisdom says block game will never get a lick of press because i'm developing it out in the open and anything that's public knowledge is not news so that means for it to go anywhere it has to have strong word of mouth

so uh, tell your friends? enikofox.com/blockgame

I hate to say it, but halo's narrative was never really about much other than nationalism, patriotism, and spectacle, and so I can't say I'm shocked that it's being used in the way that it is right now

Real talk, unrelated to the games thing, the idea of quantum immortality is scary as shit
What if you survive but sustain life altering injuries
Like what if a bullet gets lodged in your brain and you technically still survive
That's scary and I don't like it

absolutely maddening that every social media is run by some shitlib tech ceo weirdo who cannot stand the idea of my identity or my existence. catch me on fucking carrier pigeon at this point!!!! god damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Smash Bros. contains a sneaky "delayed action" anti-piracy measure to lull the illegitimate user into a false sense of security. The game will be normal the first 68 times it is launched. Starting with the 69th time, however, every selected character will turn into Mario.

yes!chiitan is Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
LOVE YOU🤍

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

Das Sharepic der Partei Die Linke zeigt eine Hand, die ein Deutschlandticket (D-Ticket) hält, während im Hintergrund ein Zug zu sehen ist. In auffälligen roten Sprechblasen sind die steigenden Preise von 9 Euro über 49 Euro, 58 Euro bis hin zu 63 Euro dargestellt. Im Vordergrund fordert die Linke: „Stoppt die Preiserhöhung! Bus und Bahn müssen für alle bezahlbar sein!“. Die Botschaft kritisiert die geplante Preissteigerung beim Deutschlandticket und setzt sich für günstigen Nahverkehr, soziale Gerechtigkeit und bezahlbare Mobilität ein.

Trotz Rekordhaushalt will die Bundesregierung kein Geld lockermachen, um den Preis des Deutschlandtickets stabil zu halten. Statt immer höhere Preise zu verlangen, braucht es ein günstiges Ticket, das die Umwelt & den Geldbeutel schont. Bus & Bahn müssen für alle bezahlbar sein!

I'm honestly shocked that only 3% of people are atheist
In Germany that number is 47%

classic

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

If you didn't have 3D Sonic the Hedgehog on your Nintendo 3DS XL don't even speak

Okay but you do owe *me*

I do this

I say the word "honestly" a lot, which is kind of redundant because I'd never even try to be dishonest about anything