Jebsica

One of the best candy innovations in a while

To whoever invented Nerds Gummy Clusters: thank you.

Picture of me and my dog Jackie, both dressed as bananas

Picture of me and my dog Jackie, both dressed as bananas

Picture of me and my dog Jackie, both dressed as bananas

Selfie of me. I’m dressed as a banana

Bananananana

Yeah it was a good time! My style of scary movie. Not very scary because it’s ridiculous. Fun practical effects.

Oh we watched this one tonight!

I can’t be expected to simply just know anything about my life. Get real

My grandma and my husband sitting on either side of the couch as me and asking me to log into various things that require me to reset passwords feels like an intervention

Picture of me in a white dress standing in front of a colorful sign that says viva Mexico

Picture of an iguana in an outdoor eating area

Picture of a resort in Cancun Mexico. It’s from the balcony of my hotel room, overlooking a pool and the ocean in the distance. It’s sunset.

Picture from out the plane window above Cancun. It’s a bright turquoise beach.

My work also sent me to Mexico and it was cool 👍

Picture of my black lab Olive sitting in the grass at the dog park. She’s wearing a yellow bandana and looks smiley

Picture of my spotted white and black Lab staffy mix Poppy. She’s standing in the grass at the dog park. She’s wearing a black and white patterned bandana

Picture of my black poodle doodle Jackie. She’s standing in the grass at the dog park. She’s wearing a green bandana with bones on it. She has a goofy expression and her tongue is hanging out the side of her mouth

Dog update

Just put a big for-profit library in my front yard

That’s me

Found! via my robust network of people who hate coding and making websites

Can someone send me the Caroline Calloway screencap/meme where she’s “coding” please? It’s in my brain but I can’t find it

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 17

Picture of my dog Jackie laying her head on my thigh. She is a black mostly poodle doodle mix

She’s giving her full 84% poodle with this haircut

🎶 If you want to destroy my hijab inspired secular accessorization (Woah, woah, woah, woah) 🎶
🎶 Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away) 🎶

Indoor Crocs and Outdoor Crocs doesn’t go far enough and I’m the only one brave enough to talk about it

I’d like a pair of Crocs that are just for walking in my home home from my bedroom downstairs to the bathroom to shower, then back up

I’d like to have a different pair of Crocs with themed jibbitz for every activity

I learned from reading a few books by autistics that when people don’t fully answer a question, you can acknowledge the part they DID answer before asking them to answer the rest. They’re less likely to get mad at you. I’m trying it out!

When I was a kid I remember one of those gIfTeD kIdS telling me there were 52 states and I was like “literally you are thinking about a deck of cards love” and they would not accept it

Me to clients: “I can either be your best friend, or a lady who still does a good job for you even though she hates you. You decide.”

It’s like a million man march

When the solution to a problem is “self care” it’s like okay but is there not some sort of blow dart solution that could be deployed upon me instead?

Photograph of Binch cookies.

I went to the store and they named a cookie after you.

That’s also what she said

That’s what she said

I love Murder magazine

I call it “recovery”

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 21