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@jamesnokise.bsky.social

(Noh-Key-Say) comedian, writer, podcaster, freelancer https://linktr.ee/jamesnokise

239 Followers  |  15 Following  |  57 Posts  |  Joined: 09.01.2025  |  1.8042

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The curious case of the Feds popping into the capital OPINION: No-one seemed to question the fact that Patel, the former right-wing children’s author turned chief US internal law enforcer, was definitely loitering in the annals of New Zealand’s Parliamen...

Some thoughts on this weeks surprises in Wellington…
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

01.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Surprise as United States tariffs on NZ exports hiked to 15% Meanwhile Australia will remain on a 10% tariff rate according to a White House statement.

Objectively - I can not stress enough how much - the US still hitting NZ with a 15% tariff after the govt let them open a FBI office in the capital is actually hilarious.

www.thepost.co.nz/business/360...

01.08.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FBI: β€œWe’re opening an office in New Zealand!”

NZ: β€œAhhh.. bro did we invite you?”

31.07.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of the most important Pacific musicians in history have died over the last week.

Mu was 54
Fiji was 55

It’s not just losing our legends too soon, it’s losing those inter-generational interactions that help carry the culture forward

24.07.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICJ Advisory Opinion on climate change:

23.07.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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ICJ opinion says states are legally obligated to tackle climate change The International Court of Justice, the UN's highest court, has issued a landmark advisory opinion on states' legal obligations to tackle climate change, which could pave the way for litigation over reparations.

ICJ opinion says states are legally obligated to tackle climate change

23.07.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13
Mu from Fat Freddy’s Drop was about love, community and culture OPINION: Like all great musical acts across the world, hearing a recording will never do justice to a live show. Studio albums are too restricting for improvisational greatness, but also miss a callin...

Some words on the passing of a legend…
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

19.07.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes and Super Yikes! Well this puts a whole new twist on Garion

27.06.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean Kefka’s got the hair; but then he also had a plan! Trump feels more like Sin from FFX, but without the noble backstory

26.06.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
When side characters take the lead! It's Realms Unknown episode 23
YouTube video by The Bugle When side characters take the lead! It's Realms Unknown episode 23

Buglers and Garglers rejoice! πŸ“― 🚰

It turns out @jamesnokise.bsky.social is a sci-fi and fantasy guy, and joins @alicefraser.bsky.social on this week's episode of Realms Unknown!

▢️ youtu.be/9ekBOGSuFr8?...

Remember to hit the πŸ”” to be notified of all new videos from The Bugle channel

25.06.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Side characters as leads // Final Fantasy // Magician | Realms Unknown With Alice Fraser and James Nokise

Bootstrap a stick in a log & eat some ants while you listen to Master of the Universe @jamesnokise.bsky.social & sentient roomba @alicefraser.bsky.social talk psychic grandmas, Final fantasy Rock’n’roll, Russel Crowe’s stupid hair & why old men should stop taking T.
shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...

25.06.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congress? You awake?

22.06.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 29363    πŸ” 5674    πŸ’¬ 1094    πŸ“Œ 254
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β€˜Why us?’ NZ raises alarm as US eyes travel ban on Tonga, Vanuatu and Tuvalu A proposed US travel ban could block citizens from three Pacific nations from entering the country.

At some point, the U.S will ban Samoa, and all hell in the diaspora will brake loose…

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

16.06.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I just need to get my submission on the RSB in.

My Cousin: Damn, they going after the Bloods now?!

15.06.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rip to Maurice Gee, who I always thought of as the Crowded House of Kiwi literature.

15.06.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWhere do you get your politics from?”

Me:

11.06.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3737    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 44
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

09.06.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 35045    πŸ” 16841    πŸ’¬ 2510    πŸ“Œ 3484

Considering what’s happening in California, the script changes to the live action Lilo and Stitch couldn’t have been more tone-deaf.

08.06.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if you were a kiwi alive in the 80’s, any foreign warship in Wellington harbour is always going to grate.

08.06.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mental note:
When flying to Wellington, check how soon the pre-landing turbulence will start before asking for the hot cup of coffee…

06.06.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PM’s press secretary β€˜recorded sex workers without consent’ Christopher Luxon’s deputy chief press secretary quits after Stuff investigation into allegations he secretly recorded sessions with sex workers.

Chris Luxon’s gonna be trying to get as many MP’s to drunkenly heckle NZ artists at shows this weekend as possible..
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

04.06.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.

Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.

Happy Pride month!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

01.06.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11975    πŸ” 1585    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 41

Don McGlashan wasn’t being political, he was just being respectful and a good guy by calling out a rude audience member during a fellow musicians song…

And a side effect of that just happened to be calling Chris Bishop a dickhead to his face.

30.05.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are only a handful of NZ Comedians who have ever won the Billy T Award and The Fred Award.

Two of them are Samoan women.

So very very proud of Angella Dravid for pulling off the double.

25.05.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

85-7…

Can we start a food poisoning rumour for Moana Pasifika?

#superrugbypacific

24.05.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

73-7 and 10mins left is crazy.

At least pause the game and let players swap teams to even things out!

#superrugbypacific

24.05.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Moana Pasifika say something about The Chiefs mum?

Coz sheesh!

#superrugbypacific

24.05.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Run It Straight is to Rugby what Fight Club is to Boxing, and a lot of people don’t understand the massive difference.

23.05.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So an ACT MP can say C**t in the New Zealand debating chamber but Māori MP’s can’t do a Haka?

Make it make sense

14.05.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peter Duttons campaign was essentially the equivalent of showing up to a State of Origin Match in an England shirt.

Fair play Australia for taking appropriate action.

03.05.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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