Ari

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honestly my mom’s journey from literally attending the original Humanist shul growing up to now being a more or less mainline Conservative who keeps kosher at home and observes Shabbat pretty strictly is a version of this

This is correct and furthermore not how any Muppets movies have ever worked

fortunately the tv show was Mostly Good

book: ends with a dramatic set piece in which a major character is shockingly, tragically killed
movie: ends like 15 pages before that for some goddamn reason

cast was stacked and they blew it

Star Wars 9 mostly just bummed me out, on the other hand i will never forgive the people who made THE GOLDEN COMPASS (2007)

you know what, i couldn’t think of one but this was my exact reaction to the golden compass

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

oh hey, I just saw they’re giving it a brief imax run next month. in case you want to be madder i guess

moveset: Wii Fit Trainer clone

you fool! you rube!!!

for some reason, between the off-broadway run and the broadway run they decided to make orpheus, like, Explicitly Autistic in a very odd way. the way damon daunno played him made way more sense but nobody saw that production

certainly doesn’t help that his widow started using his death to get rich before he was even cold

they wanted charlie kirk to be michael collins but he's harambe

none of the people criticizing this behavior know the difference between evangelical and presbyterian, and they mostly think both of those groups believe in the pope’s authority

doing research

the sac state head coach left his playing career to be a backup dancer/choreographer for MC Hammer, he’s got experience with career moves

Vicks VapoShower Soothing vapors - infuses with shower steam - dissolves cleanly - non-medicated 3 shower tablets

i just learned about these things while fighting bronchitis last week and they’re a miracle

I've had to see RFK's horrific, pink, roided-up, dessicated old guy bod 5 times already today!! for fucks sake I've been awake only an hour!!!!

It looks like if someone had a beef-jerkysona, please stop reposting this nasty freak

there’s a physical therapist in my parents’ neighborhood named Dr. Hurlbutt, which to me sounds like an unorthodox PT technique

seat 7, kicking the shit out of swan boy’s chair and blaming noel

this is a hyper specific generation divide bc i’m pretty sure i’m like two years older than you and Amish Paradise was on the first CD I bought with my own money

jason, i know you are not tech support, but on the off chance you know how this works: no matter how many times i put my email address into that website, it insists i am already subscribed but does not actually send me any newsletters

this is a map of the pioneer league

I just voted for Huma Ahsan and if you live in Dane County you should too!

The only red card I’ve ever gotten from my career came from when I dribbled several defenders and passed the ball to a teammate in the box and he whiffed on a bicycle kick. I got so mad that he tried something that he’s never even shown the capability of doing that I ran over and choked him out.

bruh I didn’t even know they had more India over there

the economic message is clear: more sports need Gun

matt’s in the pocket of Big Woj smh