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Everything is so evil but also sooooo stupid. Like, I don’t know what I expected living in a fascist country that is actively crumbling would look like but I don’t think it thought it would be this stupid

NCAA ratifies new one-time transfer rule Dartmouth players and coaches do not expect the new rule to have a major impact on Big Green and Ivy League teams.

rule passed in april '21, went into effect in '22 www.thedartmouth.com/article/2021...

AND there’s a Great Dane brewpub in there in case i show up early for some reason

also MSN. probably too small to really qualify for this discussion but i can reliably park there *at* my scheduled boarding time and still not miss the flight

look it's a normie take but DTW fucking rules

I assume they’re counting recent Super Bowl appearances against the misery score, ignoring what may have happened in said Super Bowl

quote from a man who definitely 100% rides the bus

nearly perfectly-executed pratfall but you really want to land buttcheek first instead of slamming your entire ribcage directly into the ground

oh, there were repercussions

slightly diminish a band: The World Is A Nice Enough Place And I Am Gradually Getting Over My Fear Of Death

last year, i was seeing a play at my workplace and witnessed an elderly man in front of me take out his phone (before the play, thankfully) and ask ChatGPT how many seats are in the theatre we were sitting in. it was not correct and that information was in the playbill he was holding

700ish is a pretty normal amount of people to follow. p sure jeph’s talking about the group that’s following 10k+ and getting shitty with you when you don’t follow back

my first concert was at the toledo zoo! weird al in… i wanna say 2002

Imagine if NYTimes journalists were being routinely massacred by a foreign state and competing media outlets responded by explaining that the Times is a mouthpiece for imperialism and propaganda arm of the US and Israeli governments such that murdering its workers was defensible.

a gang of youths on ATVs! gosh, you NEVER see something like that in a rural area.

this is going to be a hard bluff to pull off, given that i cannot recall ever hearing a TS song that wasn’t a pre-2017ish radio hit

going to pretend tomorrow that i’m sleepy because of taylor swift and not because i am currently dry heaving over my toilet

this is the funniest possible way to brag about getting laid alot

> watching game changer
> demi says something funny but i didn’t catch it
> rewind 10s, turn on subtitles
> “[DEMI SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]”

my pitch for a better the rest of this century is we stop indulging irrational magical thinking. nobody made the world and the planets don't make you bad at phone calls. we've been politely indulging this shit a little bit too long! let's bring back using your fucking brain, see where that gets us

normie answer: the shot where holdo rams the star destroyer is the coolest space shit i have ever seen in any movie

this is so unnecessarily mean to Kenny Pickett lmao

that is 100% James Austin Johnson in the lower right

farthest I’ve been

N: Dublin
E: Naples
S: Buenos Aires
W: Seattle

the depression is really hitting this week. gonna call in Sad on friday, thank god for reasonable PTO policies

never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities

i’ve never seen a man with that much distance between his mouth and eyes before

can’t believe COD hasn’t done a civil war game with playable Abe yet

congratulations, you took a joke someone else already made and did a lazier version of it that also doesn't make sense or look good. what an amazing technology

haven’t seen that ad. i don’t buy clothes for teenagers so it doesn’t concern me