Leana Lane📍DC

I enjoy baths as much as the next demimondaine, but why does no one talk about how boring they can be? I don’t really want to sit there in front of a screen, and you can’t move around much (obviously). So this is the exact sort of wholesome bath-time entertainment I’ve been craving.

I just came up with the idea to use my kaleidoscope while taking a bath and OMG, my baths just got a lot more interesting! 10/10 would recommend

I know it’s very little accumulation, but still. I’m praying it doesn’t freeze overnight!

Yes! It’s such a problem. So hard to navigate on so many roads

Pros: the old, dirty snow looks so much fresher and cleaner! 10/10 glow up

Cons: I’m not home, did nothing to prepare my walkways or stairs, and it’s supposed to be well below freezing tonight. Sigh.

Oh god it’s snowing again

Thank you! It’s definitely a fave

I really, truly would 😍

Hey there, Miami! 🌴

I’ll be passing through February 23rd-25th for a bit of fun in the sun!

I am very much looking forward to exploring the diverse art, culture, and of course, the fabulous food 😋

It’s heating up in DC! (to a balmy 33 degrees 😅)

Say no more 😍

Oooh I’m excited to give this a read!

That’s for damn sure

I get to be reunited with my BFF next week 🥰🥰

Lucky me! 💌

I enjoy it too! I wish it were more functional in this country, but I’ll take what I can get for now.

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Impeccable taste

Happy to report that I’m back in action on X (for now)!

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Let’s never lose touch 💌

We’re whispering secrets to each other (and then some…) 😏

I envy your valentine! 😍💘

Here’s one more that I loved… let’s see if Bluesky lets it through 😅

I’m delighted that I made it back to NYC just in time to catch the Sixties Surreal exhibition before it closed.

Lots of excellent works by incredible women artists, including some personal favorites. The Whitney never disappoints!

The picture of elegance!

That’s the way to do it 👏

This video is from just an hour further south

Traveling north from DC > NYC on Amtrak. I was not prepared for all this snow!

I’m certainly starting to lose my patience with the process. Sigh

Oh they’re spectacular! If you’re lucky enough to enjoy when it’s actually ripe

I’ve never been more excited to conduct business 😍