@thumpbeefneck.bsky.social
43, Canadian socialist democrat. Horror Movies/Books, Gaming, I sling meat for a living and cook for fun, come on over I’ll whip you up something delicious. Mostly SFW but sometimes not. Minors DNI 🔞
13.01.2026 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Canadian here, would love to visit the east coast once you sort your shit out. Until then 🫡
07.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just stunning.
31.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was great advice. I put our life’s savings into it. You’re welcome.
21.12.2025 05:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When losing 31 billion dollars is described as a “stumble”, you know we have lost the plot as a society.
12.12.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bonus points if it keeps tigers away
11.12.2025 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like a productive rock as well :)
11.12.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hi Holly! I’m surviving :)
How are you?
Legit thought he was already dead
10.12.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A meme of John Malkovich in a “Happy Birthday” hat. A quote at the top says “When someone asks how I handle stress” And the caption under John says “sometimes I’ll hide for weeks”
10.12.2025 05:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We should be so lucky
06.12.2025 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ways in which I am currently breaking down, in no particular order:
Physically
Emotionally
Mentally
Spiritually
Lackadaisically
Ostentatiously
Canonically
Happy Turkey day to my American friends that partake.
27.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The whimpers that would escape me…
18.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010/10 no notes
17.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small black and white spotted chihuahua/dachshund dog is tucked under a white blanket, lying on a man’s lap. He is staring straight into the camera, and is ADORABLE.
Being the preferred snoozing spot for this little creature is an honour. I don’t care how numb my legs get. Snore away little bean.
16.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Evergreen
16.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t wait to do exactly that.
15.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cuylle has been on a streak too, could be a good breakout season for him.
13.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe the snowplow had a point
09.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He already won they can stop showing us how awesome he is
07.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The look I get trying to explain daylight savings, therefore he has to wait an hour for dinner.
06.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday you gorgeous human! 🥰🥰
06.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t threaten me with a good time
05.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Simpsons did it.
04.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OR recreate the smut you’re reading?
03.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We just watched this the other night. MJ had never seen it!
02.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to train my phones Face-ID to recognize me with a mouthful of mozzarella sticks
31.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My god, the Dodgers are putting Sandy Koufax in
28.10.2025 05:36 — 👍 442 🔁 62 💬 10 📌 3
