Gavin Fahey

Pope Peter Francis Geraci

The Pope is a chicagoan I imagine he is just like me (has fond memories of thabo sefalosha)

The Pope is going to take his talents to South beach

There's no shams or woj for the Vatican. U have to wait to see the Pope on that balcony

This is the premise of 90% of Herman Hesse novels

200 years ago if you rolled your eyes and said 🙄oh boy sportsball🙄 to the neighborhood boys playing hoopstick you would get beaten within an inch of your life and forced to join the priesthood

YouTube video by Beano726 Dial S for Sins

A Hitchcockian for my sins-ing from Dial M for Murder
youtu.be/cTC8axaUc6E?...

The Amish are so industrious because they don't yet know the pleasure of looking at your phone

Still workshopping this

Have to hand it to the Amish. In the morning Im eating raisin bran and they are raisin barn

Still workshopping this

Whittling towards yourself feels good af when you don't have this mf threatening to take away your totin' chip

Can confirm 💪

The Paper -- eyebrows jumping off of his forehead and an outstanding screwball fight scene with Glenn Close

The Other Guys -- a minor role (and the writing might be doing the brunt of the work), but the best and funniest thing in the film