Simon Johnson🇺🇦

Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy

Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/

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The guy whos already been fired from a very high profile job for sharing antisemitic material

There is a point here which I do want people not to miss: it's not that he posted an otherwise perfectly reasonable video which happens to be by a very racist guy. The rant itself is dodgy as fuck

Me at the arrivals gate in any US airport after providing my social media accounts

Me at the arrivals gate in any US airport after providing my social media accounts:

Living proof that "more intelligent than Peter Shilton and Chris Waddle and Peter Beardsley" isnt the same as "intelligent"

Gary Lineker sharing an absurd Israel rant by Tucker Carlson on his 1.4m-follower Instagram, is it?

Definitely not weird about Jews though. Conscience too fine to stay at the BBC, obvs. Hero.

To be clear, when they talk about "re Christianizing America" it's a particular colour of Christian they are thinking of

Me at the arrivals gate in any U.S. airport after providing my social media accounts.

V̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶e̶n̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶ delighted to learn that a guy who did his PhD one year ahead of me in the same group is the new Cavendish Professor of Physics, walking in the footsteps of Rayleigh, JJ Thomson, WL Bragg etc

The text reads Some 40% of all Pet Rocks are of a malevolent varicty. Immediately upon grasping the cursed Pet Rock, the character must save vs. magic at 4, or become enchanted with the rock's appearance and refuse to set it down during all waking hours. The character will, of course, carry the rock in his or her good or preferred hand, making weapon use impossible, ruining spells involving somatic components, making most thieving functions impossible, etc. The character will level or greater power, a Wish or Limited Wish, or the destruction of the rock (which the character in question will try to prevent by any means possible!) Experience point value: Gold piece sale value: 1,000

This description of a cursed magic rock from an ancient (1981) issue of DRAGON magazine is just a cell phone.

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Germany wins the battle and loses the war

Really beginning to think I should’ve waited for prices to drop before buying 1,200 copies of “American Canto”.

Now *that's* how you do it

I have to wonder if “data centers in space” (an objectively and obviously stupid idea) only exists as a narrative so that all of the kleptocrats who backed Trump and their private equity cronies can dump their Space X bags on retail before it goes under.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

real or nominal?

They'll be read by Palantir who never had the capacity to love

Got to a key point in the Aubrey-Maturin books

The Bloomberg headline writers had fun with this one. Deadpan.

Parody i think
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Yes

Yes

How many cognitive exams is a normal number of cognitive exams, just asking ?