The Met is sad to have missed its target but has made clear that 2026 will finally be the year it arrests more criminals than it employs.
04.08.2025 16:45 β π 27 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1@simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Risk manager, quant, physicist, Bayesian. I must study politics and war, that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.
The Met is sad to have missed its target but has made clear that 2026 will finally be the year it arrests more criminals than it employs.
04.08.2025 16:45 β π 27 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1The title graphic from the musical Hamilton. Instead of a silhouette of Alexander Hamilton forming the tip of the large black star at the center of the image, there is a black and white image of a balding, sideburned William Hamilton.
William Rowan Hamilton was born #OTD in 1805.
His reformulation of classical Newtonian mechanics via the principle of stationary action is one of the most beautiful ideas in all of physics, and is at the heart of nearly every modern theory in physics. π§ͺ βοΈ
Having very narrowly failed to win the vote for Chancellor of the University of Cambridge
04.08.2025 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A brilliant example of an βelephant done by a medieval artists that had never seen oneβ - 15th century, France, Paris, BibliothΓ¨que de lβArsenal, Ms-2888, f. 180
04.08.2025 04:41 β π 38 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1They're leaning into the wider independent alliance then.
Suspect the new party's views on social issues could be... interesting
Guys if the βmember of Coinbaseβs advisory councilβ has a view on Crypto it probably belongs to the Adverts part of your great newspaper than masquerading it as an opinion β¦
04.08.2025 04:35 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words βIβm not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long timeβ they would all starve to death
04.08.2025 03:23 β π 2923 π 416 π¬ 40 π 19Incredible day in the Ngorongoro Crater. Best part was seeing four black rhinos. Second best part was watching a marabou stork stealing Cost Centre #2 's lunch πΉπΏ
03.08.2025 17:48 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Begun, The Franchise Wars have
03.08.2025 18:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Incredible day in the Ngorongoro Crater. Best part was seeing four black rhinos. Second best part was watching a marabou stork stealing Cost Centre #2 's lunch πΉπΏ
03.08.2025 17:48 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Would reply to anyone who used the word 'refute' incorrectly with 'reject'
03.08.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/golden-3
#smbc
A larger than normal coffee grinder
TFW the hotel is also a coffee plantation πΉπΏ
03.08.2025 14:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still haven't got over people saying "Hakuna Matata" unironically (to mean "no problem") πΉπΏ
03.08.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Still haven't got over people saying "Hakuna Matata" unironically (to mean "no problem") πΉπΏ
03.08.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Two years before he hypothesized nuclear chain reactions, seven before he left for the U.S., fourteen before the Trinity test. Talk about chain reactions.
02.08.2025 13:24 β π 117 π 41 π¬ 3 π 2Fame and fortune awaits for whoever devises the American Li Keqiang index
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Keqi...
Florentines undercook their steaks
02.08.2025 04:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0He's firing her because he thinks the unemployment figures should be lower, but that means there is no reason to cut rates which he also wants to do
02.08.2025 04:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fame and fortune awaits for whoever devises the American Li Keqiang index
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Keqi...
For six months, I've said that threats to economic data have been more collateral damage than intentional harm.
No longer.
Firing the head of the BLS is five-alarm intentional harm to the integrity of US economic data and the entire statistical system.
It's happening
www.bbc.com/news/article...
1 month, for the French
01.08.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The bad news is that "Trump Inflation" means a medium sized family car will cost a million dollars
01.08.2025 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯±
01.08.2025 16:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They definitely wanted their tummies scratching
01.08.2025 15:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0These ladies decided they wanted to lie under the shade of our 4x4
01.08.2025 15:22 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The main anomaly i see is that countries ruled by mad kings tend to trade on P/E ratios of ~10
31.07.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PSA: Just trotting out the aphorism that βall models are wrong, but some are usefulβ doesnβt mean *your* model is among the latterβ¦
31.07.2025 16:33 β π 115 π 14 π¬ 14 π 3