Riot Squirrel

He’s such a bitchy queen out here body shaming.

You got that right.

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Can’t miss that my narcissistic husband carried out his discard right at sports time. Pretty clever, my dude.
“Can’t get nagged by your grieving wife for never coming home or texting if you simply abandon the marriage.”

Massive insider trading. Thirty minutes before Trump’s China tariff announcement, a crypto “whale” opened a $100M+ short on Bitcoin.

4:30 PM: Whale opens $100M+ BTC short
4:50 PM: Trump announces 100% tariffs on China
5:20 PM: $19.3 B in liquidations hit the market
The whale’s profit: $192 million

And thank god that’s over. Can you imagine?

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I feel like a broken record, but I have to keep saying it over and over again: a farmer bailout won’t do much of anything because the market is gone. There will be no incentive to plant next year.

The bailout will help payoff farmer debt to the banks. That’s all.

The entire Trump administration is full of shit.

I can't help but think about all the wonderful creative stuff we're missing out on by not having UBI, housing, and healthcare.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

National suicide attempt

I got a box of hydration drink mix packets so good they kind of get you high. On being hydrated.

There is if they sewed his head on a 65 year old’s body and that’s what really happened when everyone thought he died.

Punishment for wanting affordable healthcare? NO CDC FOR YOU.

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

Ok.

I like this idea.

Idaho: “Idaho”
Trump: “And Idapimp”

He sold a state for an airplane.

Trump’s building a golf course in Qatar.
He accepted a $400M luxury jet as a gift from Qatar.
His son-in-law got a $1.5B investment from Qatar and other Middle Eastern countries.
His top officials like Kash Patel and Pam Bondi worked for Qatar.

And now this.

I found the agitators! They are 2 unicorns, giraffe, canary, panda, mouse, dinosaur, mouse, Stitch, and the frog! And they are right outside of Portland's ICE facility! 🤣🤣🤣

#ProudBlue

I'm crying

Just had a dream about a nuclear bomb going off in LA.

scientists have birthed a very large bee. but they keep it hidden

She’s amazing.

President General Letitia James Organa.
This is giving Star Wars and I’m here for it.

Has he always been an Intactivist? Did something happen to his peen as a baby?

This is a crime against that child inside that car. ICE abused that child.

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

Saying “make” and not “find” is everything.