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I need to check the latest Lorwyn spoiler again but I feel like my Kithkin want something akin to a battlesphere (or maybe I just want it for them idk)

06.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This took me longer to get than it should have

02.02.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wasn't exactly what I had in mind but it applies

24.01.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm normal on my mother's side"

24.01.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool, take real action against Trump before it's too late

19.01.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a guitarist, AI is starting to remind me of this expensive guitar pedal I bought on a whim and used for a month and donโ€™t really like it anymore but every couple weeks pull it out thinking Iโ€™ll get something I like from it, and just being disappointed but not wanting to sell it and admit failure.

17.01.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a guitarist - and as a web dev who's been begrudgingly voluntold by the higher-ups to add AI to their toolkit - this is a perfect analogy

17.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two great games I played on my old 386SX -

Silpheed (space shmup, super early polygon rendered at an oblique angle)

Ultrabots (strategic mech pilot game, "real time" but slow enough to jump between cockpits and control a whole fleet single-player)

16.01.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of a video game character in blue armor standing in a castle. A red carpet on a stony floor with two large boxes that can be pushed into two matching holes in the floor

An image of a video game character in blue armor standing in a castle. A red carpet on a stony floor with two large boxes that can be pushed into two matching holes in the floor

A video game character in blue armor in a room full of grassy islands surrounded by water. The islands are connected by wooden bridges. A grassy island in the center has three dark green squares, these represent unfinished assets in the game

A video game character in blue armor in a room full of grassy islands surrounded by water. The islands are connected by wooden bridges. A grassy island in the center has three dark green squares, these represent unfinished assets in the game

There are a ton of super polished #indieDev posts and that's very cool, hope I'm not intruding

I am a relative noob that just wants to make something redolent of the games I enjoyed as a kid

Going for "Lolo by way of Zelda and Dragon Quest" vibe

Deeply unfinished WIP

16.01.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was exactly me a month ago, all my enemy AI was "on rails". I am still a bit intimidated by A*, went and did some simpler movement Iike wall-hugging and dumb wandering first. Gotta crawl before you can walk, or at least, I do anyway

05.01.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...And You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of Grateful Dead

30.12.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, MMOs and Final Fantasy are just not complementary

Everyone said "it gets better just hang on" but the (long) beginning is fetch quests with like 5 meaningful combat scenes. I got to Lv 40ish and noped out. Dammit Cid, I'm a Dragoon, not a courier

26.12.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"[Name] was tired." is a complete sentence and sometimes it is all you need to say. Writing becomes so overwrought when you're expected to avoid passive at all costs.

23.12.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Why Farmers Voted For Trump
YouTube video by Farm to Taber Why Farmers Voted For Trump

Sounds like a major cultural difference. I live in a "red state", deeply conservative and surrounded by Trump-voting farmers. And it's not just my experience; this woman makes a succinct summary of her direct knowledge of farmers' motive here in the states: youtu.be/badGHJLDpP8

22.12.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What it comes down to is, dems didn't offer to burn people that farmers have been told to hate. Farmers voted Trump knowing he'd start a trade war. They expected subsidies as bailouts while Trump "pwned the libs". They got half of what they wanted and they're largely okay with that.

22.12.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I thought it was a different game, mb

21.12.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I demand a can of Campbell's Molotov Soup, for my family of course

19.12.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this is more FPS-y than I thought, lol. It does look cool though. Maybe I just miss old slow games that let people with bad reaction time and secondhand brain cells play too

19.12.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks dope af

Does this genre of game really exist anymore or is it all just fast-twitch FPS with a different skin? I feel like strategy-focused mech-simulator stuff is a relic of a different time but I might just be old and out-of-touch

19.12.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I know the answer, it's enshittification, but this is fully "undigested kale still attached to butthole" enshittified

19.12.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck in the hell is this shit

19.12.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love to see some respect for FFV

18.12.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just a tie poe

17.12.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "Everyone is 12" idea just wafted across my feed and it explains so succinctly what I've been trying to reason about wrt: social interactions online and the big danger of echo chambers that I'm a little mad I didn't think of it myself because I am also 12 fml

13.12.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh hell. god dammit darkman

13.12.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno, I like side-scrollers. I like Mega Man. I'm kinda burnt on modern games tbh, have been for a long time, long enough to be deeply out of touch. Something familiar with a fresh coat of paint sounds just fine to me. I'm quite old btw

13.12.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

> A

You were eaten by a grue

10.12.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But how will I know my character is totally customizable with 1000s of possible builds if I can't wade through screen after screen of weapons, armor, rings, necklaces, boots, belts, helmets, shields, capes, gloves, skill trees, subclasses, talents, and cosmetics? Most of which aren't good/meta btw

06.12.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ascii stuff for the first time in a while

06.12.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1133    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

ASCII art was the pinnacle of internet art forms and I will die on this hill without further explaining myself

06.12.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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