Dave

WE'RE ALL DESCENDED FROM PEOPLE IN BOATS!

Ian Watkins

Sir Keir

BREAKING Sir Keir has taken credit for the stabbing of rock nonce Ian Watkin, describing the incident as "another Labour success story".

"Letter to the world" fucking idiot.

Great stat, not for Palace fans obviously.

photo of a car that’s being processed in photoshop. The bumper (fender) is within a crop marquee.

Looks like it’s going to be a bumper crop

Benedict Arnold FC.

Just doing what his mate Donald does to his rivals, that's if it's even true?

#SUPERFURRYANIMALS tickets sorted.
Get in.

Made up he's gone off.

Completely lost our way here #EFC

If you take Tylenol when you’re autistic, your kid gets pregnant.

"I once said migrants were eating swans, just to stir up more hatred among the thick twats who believe anything I say"

Which came first, the frog or the egg?

If you still believe the shite this frog faced charlatan spouts, then you deserve everything his lies will bring.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

There's always a tweet.

You use the Facts to beat the hate.

Angry, pathetic, stupid racists, enabled by the right wing press, and amplified by a poor excuse for a government.
I used to have sympathy for them, but if they're not prepared to look at the facts themselves, well fuck them. I'd love to see the shithouses reaction if the tables were turned. Twats

This government could have taken on the super-rich to tackle inequality.

They chose to fan the flames of racism and embolden the far-right instead.

Our country needs a change in direction, now.

It’s time for a real alternative that redistributes wealth, ownership and power.

This is just not right!
I am outraged.

Superb that mate.

"I once bought a house then remembered that it was actually my girlfriend who had bought it"

"fuck off you cunt"

Too shy shy
Long conk
Gammy eye

😂👏

‘I see dead people’
‘WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? ‘WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?’

You're probably right, but we can piss on our own chips ya know.