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Yeah I’m done here.

Bluesky, your moderation emails are useless in telling us what your actual problem is with what we supposedly post.

Supposedly because you don’t tell us what the problem is. Just “we took action.”

I threatened nobody. Do whatever.

F*** this.

My reply would be:
1. GFY
2. GFY
3. GFY
4. GFY
5. Print out this email, roll it up, and shove it directly up your-

Excuse me, there’s someone knocking really loud on my door…

Periodic reminder. Again.

Can’t imagine why I have to post this… /s

Gulf of Dumbfuckistan label placed on top of Google Maps’ relabeling of what is rightfully the Gulf of Mexico, but has been relabeled “Gulf of America” to pander to a jingoistic occupier.

Darth Vader accurately describing Donald Trump and whoever capitulated to relabeling the Gulf of Mexico. “He is a clumsy as he is stupid.”

I like companies that don’t cater to jingoistic fantasy.

Since he wants to shine so badly, I suggest a course correction:

First to walk on the sun. ☀️

Alright Google. Since you decided to kiss the ring and rename the Gulf of Mexico for U.S. users, I’ve taken the liberty of doing it for you.

What a joke.

This is not how one does intermittent fasting.

You’d think anything that interferes with Americans’ coffee fix would spark a revolution.

Kinda like when the British taxed tea after 1767.

Darth Maul from Star Wars, hooded, holding a double-bladed lightsaber. The text reads: “Too late for what? The Republic to fall? It already has, and you just can’t see it! There is no justice, no law, no order, except for the one that will replace it!”

Darth Maul was right.

Unfortunately, you were not wrong. 😑

Yep.

The U.S. seems to be in a fascism speed run.

Image of the Adjudicator from John Wick: Chapter 3.

Kinda reminds me of the Adjudicator from John Wick in a way.

Unless that’s her actual role now.

Might be time for a successor org then?

Doesn’t seem like they’re playing 5-dimensional chess right now.

He did.

Apparently that pardon for Harry-O (Death Row Records cofounder) must’ve tipped the scales.

Heard Nelly was there too.

Yeah, I’m scratching my head wondering.

I’ve stopped counting.

x
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.

Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?

If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a box of popcorn and says this is going to be a disaster . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a box of popcorn and says this is going to be a disaster .

I didn’t have Elon channeling Tropic Thunder on my 2024 Apocalypse Bingo card.

Lovely. Putting thousands out of work just in time for the holidays.

I assume TSA during peak holiday travel would be unpaid but required to work?

New Year’s event security?

Passport processing.

Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid just in time for Winter (unless those are covered?)

Do they get doubly-punished algorithm-wise if we mute and then block?

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Jesus, I triggered a bunch of people on the hell-app today.

I should do that more often. 😈

The “whacking off two invisible giraffes” dance should be an automatic 15 yard penalty.

I’ve noticed something about the power players on the right:

They either usually have sh*t-eating grins, or sour looks like someone shoved a lemon up their a**.

Been trying to pay down debt, but I keep getting hit with other expenses (the other month it was new tires and new tire pressure sensors that were needed).

Also working at a company that recently changed CEOs and is likely to get hammered by tariffs.

The Executor, crashing into the second Death Star.

It’s only a matter of time until Musk crashes and burns the old place.

Like a Cybertruck.

Welcome to bluer skies. 🦋

The one feature from the old birdcage that would be useful here:

Bookmarks.

Unless I’m not seeing it yet?

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Welcome aboard, Captain! 🫡 good to have you here!