Julie’s Aesthetic Emporium

Wow no love for me at all *absolves self* *leaves selfies up for accountability (of hotness at 40🎗️)* *leaves platform forever*

😎🦎

General Specific ~ Corporal Ethereal

What’s a lass need when she’s drunk too much?

#seashanty

Mirror selfie of me on vacay in Hawaii, with long red hair, cute cat eye glasses, swirly halter crop top, checkered purse, checkered past

That selfsame me, now makeupless in my own backyard, in this badass ceramic swivel chair I found at the alameda flea market and now have the top post of all time on r/ceramics on Reddit, go check it out

Here’s me! 40, bisexual, non-monogamous, probably, ew! yes, & demonic symbology, in case that clears up any of your follow-ups ✨
#selfie #shameless #lovemelovemeloveme #sexmachina

Fuck yeah 💦

Thought this was Ralph Wiggins’ name in Germany before googling it & it really worked for some reason

French frozen yogurt packaging with the funny name “Crèmily” in salted caramel

Call me Crèmily Dickinson cuz i just got—Crèméted

Collage art peice by me of a mountain landscape, with a sleeping lady’s head in profile repeated twice, as big as the purple construction paper mountains, serene light blue cloudy sky, trees made of green cellophane & gold-blue-green contact paper, foreground d scene of a photo of pine trees with pterodactyl flying by.

Collage art peice by me of a mountain landscape, with a bright green lady’s head in profile repeated twice, big white mountain, bright blue mountains, contact & wrapping paper mountains, night stars for sky, giant grey moon, and green plant in foreground

Daydream >> Nightmare

Construction paper, magazine/book clippings, cellophane, vintage contact paper, wrapping paper scraps

You’re all like “no ❤️ u r not funny nor wise” and perhaps! And yet—

Bird of paradise in my backyard lookin like she takin a shy little selfie ☺️

Same shy bird of paradise now dripping in fresh rain

She was soooo shy hiding in her leaf then burst out to get that shower! Relatable

#bloomscrolling #birdofparadise #Oaklandgardening #flowershower

Screenshot from Bojack with all the sexy orcas, news whale, and Sextina Aquafina; news chyron reads “Dana Point Festival of Whales Grand Marshall BoJack Horseman”

I guess Bojack already covered this thoroughly huh? Though not really cuz they all basically had human business downstairs, yeah?? Hmm, “joke” rescinded but post left up for accountability 🎗️

Application for cosmic midsummer wurm society
#wurmsky

Thinking…

orca pussy

i love being a dirty little pervert. sorry

But getting 0 makes me want to TRY HARDER on something I know is pure luck, ugh. And pure word posts feel very different than posting art/pics for some reason 🤔

Telling jokes on here really feels like gambling in a way I’ve never experienced before. I’ve had addiction issues but never the rush of checking numbers for my VALUE quite like this, when I know in my bones it’s like 80% luck, 4% talent, 6% effort, 10% fate if an account/post will take off or not

I love secret stuff in alt text. I have a crush on an abstract artist with no alt text. “Just let me describe your weird art with in-jokes and incandescent secrets, baby, and you WILL love me”

Analog collage by me with a classical bust, repeated smaller too, of a nude figure looking into a partition, with striped floor, microfiche walls, chair and dead lizard. It’s all beige with a digital red grid on top.

Digitally edited version of my beige collage, with an x ray style chrome-blue-grey look, with bust repeated, striped floor, dead lizard, microfiche walls, etc.

Deathroom Antechamber

In truly the dumbest little digital collage I have ever made, there is a background of a weed grinder, a joint being rolled, and little nuggs all over, while lurking in the foreground are a spoon dalloping chili with beans and meat into the joint, a little cutout of Kevin from The Office & his spilled chili inside the joint, clip art chili peppers,m (one waving the flag of New Mexico) the words “Cincinnati spliff” and “@julier-than-thou” (my Bluesky acct if u like this degenerate shit)

Been really enjoying smoking my weed as a “Cincinnati Spliff” lately, ever tried this delicacy, or is this truly just a just a “California office thing”??🌶️🌶️🌶️😎

#digitalcollage #stonercomedy #dumbassshit #badart #collagesky #CincinnatiSpliff

Im sorry. She has. Beautiful woman syndrome. It's terminal

People just don’t take a Julieeeee very seriously. They see a cute little doll (accurate) but dare not sense the full force of my ballistic wit. Thinking I need to change my username to like, Susan Sontag’s Dab Rig for legitimacy

Writers/artists: do you prefer to date other writers/artists, and/or languish in misunderstanding?

You are the first day of summer and don’t even know it.

A quilt top I made, being held up in in my backyard on a lovely day with some subshine & plants all around. It is a striking plaid of bright coral red, black, teal, avocado green, orange, brown, and tan, giving a 1970s vibe.

Me wearing the original shirt. It is a long-sleeve, button-down, nylon affair, in a striking plaid of bright coral, black, teal, avocado green, orange, and tan. I am looking VERY sexy modeling it, with a slight glimpse of a pink bikini bottom and 3 little triangles of skin showing.

Ok my jokes aint landing on here (fair enough you coozerags), so howwwsabout a quilt? Designed this based on the shirt! Kinda 70s vibe palette
#quiltsky #quilting #fabricart #plaid #plaidlad

Yeah I’m a little trigger-happy with the exclamation point! Always have been & don’t plan to stop! Yes even in work emails!! I think it’s friendly and nice! What’s it to ya!!!!🃏 #momcore #madlass

Baby digital collagists have it way too easy these days w iphone cutout features

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