A bat appears

Picard: *spooots* That's not Earl Grey, that's Darjeeling!

Computer: You're absolutely right!

🎉 Delighted to be able to become a paid sub at last!

Done a fair few trips in those – hope you've got noise cancelling headphones. Enjoy the Tunnocks.

Switch that up to ‘the nineteen hundreds” for added impact

You'll be telling me his telly is a 'flatscreen' next.

Explains his pro oil stance I guess.

Oh yeah - we really loved it. Just beautifully done.

Happy Thursday. 'Mon the whales.

Sounding the “Is it e-bikes or is it motorbikes?” klaxon at this one.

The clocks are about to go back and the massive Peruvian blueberries have returned.

GSV Fashion Counterintelligence Service

Yeah a wee bit of 'nudge' goes a long way. After not having had a recurrence since the first instance, I did have to shift one from the mouth of the alleyway at West Reg House again yesterday morning.

Out of curiosity, I asked Gemini to reformat tabular content into paragraphs.

Not a task that requires context or interpretation - just donkey work. It fully started making up content that was nowhere in the table. This is the first and only time I've used the tool.

LOL - Divine Comedy forever associated with the one and only public performance of Lucky Spike. They were all there.

I feel like with all the focus on the evils of genAI writing, we need to simultaneously acknowledge that humans have been industriously churning out breathless, superlative-laden, fact-agnostic copy for quite some time.

Oh who'd you see?

But the shoppers, Michael. They are in AWE!

Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is

If you're ever caught in this situation, just insist it's a small cup of sewage and your shareholders made you do it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This has a real 'one more lane will fix it' kinda vibe to it, right?

Bilbo looking at the ring with That Look.

Me at the middle o Lidl holding a fkin laithe when I went in for a bap.

UPHOLDIN THE LAW!

Impact of Brexit on UK economy even worse than critics predicted, says chancellor – UK politics live Rachel Reeves also highlights austerity and lack of capital spending as key harms to UK economy

Is this it? Has the spell finally broken?

Amazon Wants Sows

I wanna S-T S-T-O-A-T

You laugh but it’s important to have ruled out Etsy witches at this point.

Square cropped image looking along the side of a small stone viaduct among autumnal bracken on an overcast day. It’s maybe 100m long or so and runs along a hillside just below the crest.

An old dilapidated garage with peeling wooden doors between red brick pillars. Above is a ghost sign. A small fir tree has taken root out front.

Saw an old garage. Walked to a viaduct.

A simple face made from a circle of light plywood with two eyes drilled through and three pieces of curved dark hardwood arranged to look like hair.

Had offcuts. Made a thing. I should make more things.

Side view from very slightly above. A squirrel is hunched up on the top ridge of a felt roofed garage with its eyes closed, basking in the sun.

Did not think a squirrel would nap in such an exposed spot.

You can really never have too much jarred air.

Ooh - okay that video helped, thanks. As usual I think I need to try it out for myself!