🎃 Werewolves Ranchero 🎃

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Olivia Nuzzi is set for life, folks.

She'll fail up. She played the game in the most gross, shameless way possible.

Just watch. The Town protects its own.

It’s about time, we know she has a solid defense agenda.

Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.

SHITTING

The word "shitting" was in my most used words.

Y'all, my writing has really improved so much over the years.

Reminds me of my indoor soccer intramural days.

ASO 3x champs! Men's and co-ed!

PO-TAY-TO

I tried to Hasselback a potato some years ago.

Not my finest looking work, but a tasty potato. If that's your kind of thing.

Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.

Listening to sports talk radio the day after a Cowboys loss is such an ass kicking.

Y'all need QC testers for spot checks?

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Big Ludacris cutout with that in a word bubble

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Someone needs to call him a "hoe".

Or, and this would *almost* be better, put it on a sign behind him.

Make it happen, you jags.

He’s absolutely right.

Yooo, that sounds nuts.

I'm gonna order some today

I admit it. You are better than I am.

Hell yeah.

I like the seeds AND the ground stuff. Keep em both at home.

My kitchen got that smelly chicken vibe going all the time. 😅

Canned Pumpkin Isn't Actually Pumpkin? Just ahead of the fall holidays, a viral social media rumor suggested the pumpkin in pumpkin pie is secretly produced from other squash.

Every year I see the panic-inducing headlines "IS CANNED PUMPKIN ACTUALLY PUMPKIN"

Designed to get us all to click because wHaT iS In oUr FoOd!?

And like, the answer is yeah ok it's not a Jack O' lantern pumpkin but the REAL answer is: WHAT THE FUCK IS PUMPKIN

www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

Cumin got robbed.

Some of yinz paid actual money for these things.

I stole this one for free.

We gonna get Dabo and Jimbo together?

Someone call up Jim Bob Cooter, Bronco Mendenhall, Mountain MacGillivray, and DoBee Plaisance.

Let's get weird with it,.

All this is still true.

RIP, SAUL GUERRERO

Gmail hit me with an option to "manage subscriptions" recently for my old account and now I can't get it back.

I've been signing up for stuff with this thing for YEARS. I need to purge a ton of those emails.

There’s a thread going around of best Onion headlines, but this one (among others) reminded me we might start a thread of the Onion making Simpsons-level predictions of the future.

Dos Equis Pavilion’s New Parking Policy Hits a Sour Note, Will Require Parking Passes "This was one of the only things y'all had going for this place."

Because parking at the Starplex™ wasn't already enough of an adventure.

"For now, we have a little more time to enjoy the beautiful anarchy of free parking at Dos Equis Pavilion. So, go ahead and get stuck in traffic one last time for old times’ sake."

www.dallasobserver.com/music/dos-eq...

CAKE

I baked a cake last night, but this morning I tried to add icing and now it's ugly AF.

So here's a pic of it being all pretty from yesterday.

It's that time of year again

The main problem is that space telescopes in Low Earth Orbit share the similar orbits as the telecommunication satellites.

Here we show a simplified representation of the increased orbital crowding between 1958 (Sputnik) and the projected satellite population at the end of the next decade.