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Happy Valentine's Day

Academy got Stance socks on hella sale.

You know, in case you ain't got shot else to do on a combination Saturday/Valentine's night. 😅

None at all.

I was just talking smack

That you, Kid Rock?

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

That's a pretty good bowl.

Meat, cheese.

It looks pretty cool.

Sounds weird, but I would be in a secret (or not so secret) society of microbiologists if there were such a thing.

spiritually i am a 74 year old baseball scout who has a lot to say about an elite athlete cracking under pressure

This will be Sandy Alcantara’s 6th career Opening Day start, tying Mario Soto for 4th-most among Dominican-born pitchers, behind only:

Juan Marichal: 10
Pedro Martínez: 8
Bartolo Colon: 7

Oooh, that's good thinking.

My main concern is that now I'm going to be pretty hungry after work and need to keep myself from eating too much.

Or, I could go have a couple negronis and pass out by 9pm.

Haha, hell yeah.

I need to keep some actual food around here for this plan, but I like it.

I'm not going to eat under a squat rack.

All of my engineers are WFH today, but this is coming up in our staff meeting on Tuesday.

I knew they were some weirdos.

To quote @coachfinstock.bsky.social: Stephen A. Miller

Gym won.

Now I'm hungry AF, tho

Gym during lunch or food during lunch?

Tell me quick!

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.

I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.

Happy birthday, Nate!

SHORTS

This is NOT what I wear.

Bamboo is great.

Don't get fooled by marketing, though. Rayon has always been great.

tax king

Derrick Lewis saying "My balls was hot."

Wool?

This is…unbelievable. Unconscionable. The story grows more nightmarish with every sentence, every paragraph. The worst part? Public servants who are inept or corrupt, maybe both, more concerned about inconveniencing an oil company than protecting human health.

Surprised it's not cargo shorts and flip-flops.