unlikely darling

I know it's besides the point but wtf is a "houseman"?

Oh the BDE!

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Is health care for the poor not big enough stakes for you? Do they not deserve to live?

That means not rolling over and showing your belly

who is this guy talking to

mlb just hoping it all goes away (the publicity not the actual gambling)

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The Atlanta experience is alerting the whole office and texting your family as soon as you see a few snowflakes out the window just because of the sheer novelty of it

edit of the day: a hopeless prince

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The covered walkway along the White House, and there's huge, tacky as fuck faux-gold script that reads "Presidential Walk of Fame" stretching along the wall above the windows. And there's pictures of people arrayed below all along the corridor.

This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month

Further proof of my theory that Rudy Guiliani did not exist before 9/11 and was in fact spawned from the flames of the collapsing towers

I can only imagine the prompt to create this AI song was like, "write a song about 9/11 in the style of a Three Days Grace-adjacent 2000s buttrock ballad, but make the lyrics as literal as possible, NO metaphor, just a straightforward retelling of topics associated with the events of 9/11"

This is so good!

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

You can't read. You're trying to act like he lost for non-political reasons, but they're saying those things ARE political. You can say "only" until the cows come home, he still lost decisively. Yeah a lot of people are cool with the Islamophobia and misogyny of centrism, not enough for him to win.

Democratic socialism WINS in Atlanta! Meet your new ATL City Councilperson for District 2, and former ATLDSA co-chair, Kelsea Bond!

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

fellow georgian?

unlike people with self-respect

#thehuntforbensolo

Rey has an update, guys.

I will renew my dad's subscription for Christmas, he's loved it

hot take: too sexy

the people want a corpse-like but sympathetic wretch

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y'all's crusade to get a common boring word that is useful for communication because it encompasses more than just art treated like a slur is sooooooo helpful. wow, you're such a brave warrior.

y'all's crusade to get a common boring word that is useful for communication because it encompasses more than just art treated like a slur is sooooooo helpful. wow, you're such a brave warrior.

decades worth of it has already been amalgamated and internalized. i hope these companies demand openai also purge all the data based on the training that already occurred, because that would probably be impossible and ideally destroy the whole thing.

Imagine telling yourself a year ago that Daisy’s husband would be starring as Adam in TLH, JJ would be moderating a q&a for knives out with Rian, and Adam Driver had been secretly working on a Ben Solo fix-it fic movie for years 🧍‍♀️