devin

You already know it’s the best 3DS software

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

I’m crying it just keeps getting better the longer it goes on

Useful for Cuomo to say that this was an election about the future identity of the Democratic Party in his concession speech. You know. Because he lost.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Zora's Domain from BotW but it says Zohran's Domain

lmaooo clicked the link and it’s an empty stage with Toto’s Africa playing

Gonna take a lot to take me away from you

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

my fave thing about humble monthly now is that they treat ign+ as a value add

how long before certain people start yapping and rage baiting about dei

6 7

color? in my windows logo? it’s more likely than you think

honestly would be more tempted to buy ps games at launch if they were on pc day 1…

Please play this, it’s worth every dollar

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys

I hate jumping on a game reviewer, because everything is subjective. But mannnnnn I read this paragraph and went “oh the Japan hate hasn’t left western games media, they just learned how to write it more passive aggressively”

You are a clone named Watcher, and you’ve made a grave mistake.

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The second tier of Guitar Hero songs, notably featuring the songs mentioned above 2.AXE-GRINDERS IRON MAN MORE THAN A FEELING YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMN' TAKE ME OUT SHARP DRESSED MAN BEAT 4/5 SONGS TO CONTINUE

Guitar Hero (2005 | Harmonix | PS2)

I know no one wants to hear this, but TAKE ME OUT by Franz Ferdinand, the “new” song on this tier in Guitar Hero is now as old as SHARP DRESSED MAN by ZZ Top was at Guitar Hero’s release

I should make a version of ublock that replaces every ad with a playable copy of Doom

Childhood is thinking Shadow the Hedgehog and Roxas are the coolest guys ever
Adulthood is also thinking Shadow the Hedgehog and Roxas are the coolest guys ever

the dissonance of "how the Harry Potter media empire is justifiably perceived in basically every single one of my online circles" and "how the Harry Potter media empire is perceived in society in general" is really enough to make you go slightly insane

no nut november is a reference to how you have to go an entire month without playing banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

balls? yeah i sure hope they're based

Know your subgenres,

Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy

Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy

Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama

A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom

One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter

imagine being Dick Warlock

“Above-standard” just say you round minimum wage up to the next dollar lmao

(It’s been a while since I’ve had some salt over my last job)