@dondraper.bsky.social
aspiring metal detector at the beach guy | 18+ | she/he/they | onlyfans.com/lilstarfruits | twitter.com/lilgrapefruits
Guy who thinks pasteurized milk will kill you but crumbl cookies are probably fine
25.11.2024 02:21 — 👍 138 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1ta-daaaa
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what yall know about Cake Scraps
23.11.2024 02:37 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1you can't say you're going "don draper mode" without being open to a wide variety of interpretation from innocent to very sinister, so i think we should collectively agree it means leaving work early to go to a movie
22.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 617 🔁 60 💬 28 📌 18my mom asked me if my partner and i were exclusive and i tried to dodge the question and she went “are you guys… what’s the word… emt?”
22.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0lot of people saying the vibe here is “resistance lib” or “tenderqueer” but imo it’s more “guy who followed you from hotgirls4bernie”
21.11.2024 23:03 — 👍 89 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0ilyyyyy
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okay fine i’m here now and it’s my birthday please clap
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24.07.2023 21:49 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Oh my god that’s a deep cut. Might’ve been long enough i can recycle that one on twitter too
24.07.2023 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kid i went to elementary school with signed up for the talent show every year and would wheel a griddle on stage and prepare a single cheese omelet with this expression on his face the entire time
24.07.2023 19:29 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0ok hi i am going to actually start posting here maybe. But the posts will still just be my tweets probably
24.07.2023 19:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the joke isn’t irony though it’s a standard setup and punchline where nazis are the butt of the joke. getting it only requires knowing the (very common) term “first person shooter”, not knowing who sridhar is
15.07.2023 22:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~
04.07.2023 02:59 — 👍 217 🔁 39 💬 2 📌 0YAYYYY welcome
04.07.2023 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck now who am i supposed to give my first code to when i get it (welcome in😎)
15.05.2023 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0got scared for a sec cause i always think ass when i hear “post hole” and was like wait when did i do that lmaoo. glad i can have this honor tho
14.05.2023 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fucking the skeet man for skeets
09.05.2023 01:17 — 👍 171 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 2gorgeous omg
10.05.2023 19:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0leigh has entered the building
08.05.2023 16:47 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0everyone who got on bluesky before me is a bourgeois elite reclining in a bathtub full of opals and everyone who got on bluesky after me has chuck mcgill phone allergy disorder
09.05.2023 17:37 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0yesss and it feels like in general people are less embarrassed to interact with nsfw stuff on here? possibly the lack of a likes tab lol but whatever it is i’m optimistic
08.05.2023 15:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what the hell by avril lavigne is one of this century’s most important feminist works
08.05.2023 15:45 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0tysm i agree
06.05.2023 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0god damn😍
06.05.2023 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nice Butt🫡
06.05.2023 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gm!!!
06.05.2023 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0back at uuu
06.05.2023 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh my god yes please
06.05.2023 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0incredible wow i’m barely an A 🙈
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