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turning 26 sucks. What do you mean I don’t have health insurance anymore?

It’s wild when people you know become mainstream famous & you start seeing their face used as reaction memes everywhere

scheming

daisy ridley is playing 4d chess

shit’s getting a little too meta right now

it’s not summer in California until you have your annual wildfire scare

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he saves space by using his coffin as a dining table

the worm craves the company of other worms

Choosing to get married at a plantation in 2025 is wild behavior.
It’s not just “problematic.”
It’s violent.
It’s disrespectful at an ancestral level.
#NottowayPlantation

great things happening over on the everything app

r/woosh

I can smell that last tweet from here 🤢

the monster also burns down an acre of the forest for each question asked

a lot of teachers and professors already have. I had a professor last year who had us hand write an essay every 4 weeks during the quarter. On the upside, we got the possible topics 2 weeks ahead of time, so the only problem was dealing with hand cramps.

Weiner jumpscare

Charlemagne Benoit’s yankee cousin

fuck I could really go for some ket rn

60% sure that’s one of your characters

I’ll send in my resume if that’s the case

does the position come with an unlimited ketamine allowance?

Damn… so JD Vance really murdered the Pope

corningware tramp stamp

they only realize that their policies are bad once they’re on the receiving end of them. Grassley only started caring in February when he realized Canadian tariffs would impact potash imports. Not really growing a spine, more like trying to save his own ass.

Grassley’s 91… he should be more worried about whether or not he can still eat solid foods tomorrow, not economic policies

reyl-*gunshot*

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the Trisha Paytas prophecy is continuing as planned

more like a “how many Ms in ‘Mein Kampf’”