Greg Sands

All I want today is for a Marilyn Monroe imitator to sing Happy Birthday Mr. President w updated words, @randyrainbow.bsky.social Shd be easy, so many words rhyme w Ice.

I blocked the bastard.

When it gets down to it, Californians stick together.

Good man.

I stand ready to clear out my bank accounts. And my 401k. And my stocks.

You’re off the hook. I took the gig and will be called “Pope Tupac”

Yeah, heard that.

We’re watching on NBC Sports Philadelphia. No blue screen issues, but the sound blows.

That artistic decision served to add a certain…dramatic tension. Interesting choice. Well done.

I think there’s at least a possibility that you haven’t been to the right cities.

We need to promote the “Panican Party”: Democrats, Independants, disgruntled Republicans. Sell hats (“Make American Panican Again”). Make it come back to haunt him.

From somebody you’ve never met, to somebody I’ve never met, the most sincere birthday wishes that I can muster.

Just about ready to go!

“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” ~ John F. Kennedy

“You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out.” ~ Donald J. Trump

Man, it isn’t so much that Marmalade has restarted the dumpster fire that Biden put out, it’s that Musk bought him a bigger dumpster to light.

This bears the question: In what universe do you believe Leon and Marmalade has found over $1.7 trillion dollars in waste?

AND, assuming they did (they didn’t), what planet are you from if you believe you’ll see ANY of that?

Well done, ‘Murica! You let the Emperor bamboozle you again!

Just wanted to do a little math for all those red hats who are waiting get their $5000 in DOGE Dollars, saved by all of the waste that Leon has allegedly found:

Current estimated population of the US: 340,110,988,
Times $5000 per,
= $1,700,554,940,000 (that is $1.7 TRILLION and change)

Texas seems like a great idea.

Thanks for the Bluesky endorsement, Leon!

Depends who he’s talking to, at the moment.

My theory on all the drone sightings in New Jersey: They’re working out the choreography so that, on the evening of January 19th, they’ll all join together in the skies to spell out “TRUMP.” And that will mark the end of civilization as we know it.

Shorter version, my ass! The full version is absolute GOLD, and this is a beautiful, tear-inducing love-letter to a great performer.

Day ain’t over.

Done and done.

I think it is special election.

I’m a little old.

Day ain’t over yet.

Matt Gaetz withdrew early. <INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE>

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

Fact.