Mal Hazel

Zorbos
Look like a cute koala bear / meerkat hybrid until it reveals its bloodthirsty intentions. And when it gets hold of the paladin in full plate and absorbs the metal… Mama Mia 🙄

I know I’m fairly late to the party but the quality of the play material, & the amount that you get in the box for the new #dnd Heroes of the Borderlands is staggeringly amazing
Everything you need, from equipment, dice, handouts, NPCs, Monster cards
No DM screen though but it hasn’t stopped the fun

It’s been sat n a shelf since Christmas, so today we’re cracking it open and heading into the Borderlands, with the Tabaxi Sorcerer, Flame of the Spirit of the Mountain Desert Clan (thankfully Flame for short) & my boy, Dikytis “Stuttter” Twinklehoofs with some of the pre-made PCs for support
#dnd

Charged with a quest from the Wizards Three
To find a Rod that is split & lost to history
Can our heroes discover the broken parts
As the fear of Vecna runs cold in their hearts

Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg

Cries for help ring out against the dark
An ancient beast seeks to feed upon it’s mark
Local fishermen scream as the creature attacks
As our heroes ready their crossbows & axe

Frozen depths & frozen deaths await
#dnd #ttrpg

We left the gameplay on a combat cliffhanger with the discovery of a fishing boat under attack from a beast from the depths
Sven shouting “For honour & Valhalla” ⚔️
And Mouse crying “Oh b*ll*cks!” 🙄
#dnd #ttrpg

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Well, after the #dnd session with @flittertail.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social yesterday, it’s become quite clear that eyes will need to be kept on the pair of them 👀
(AND can we all please stop blaming Mouse for everything??)
#ttrpg

Oxventure live at the Hackney Empire
Me and @flittertail.bsky.social grabbed a Meet & Greet with the crew (and they are SO blooming nice!)
Can’t wait for the show later 😎
@oxventure.bsky.social

I think cutting off all the sails, setting fire to the ship to cause a distraction whilst forgetting about the gunpowder for the cannons and then trying to blame the captain’s parrot, Mr Beaky, as the pyromaniac responsible has to be up there

So…
This Northman, a Halfling & an Eladrin walk into a bar
The tavern keeper looks up at them and says
“Is this some type of joke?”

A Cold Night in Targos continues next week
#dnd #ttrpg

“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.”
A Hat Full of Sky

Witnessing a mother’s birth to her tiny sabre cub
Following a trek through tundra with the Dale Conservation Club
Now the determined Bard must protect her from men’s greedy eyes
As fur wrapped hunters clamber to claim their prize

A Cold Night in the Dark continues
#dnd #ttrpg

If in doubt, enter murder hobo mode?

The frozen town of Targos looms
As the Eladrin bard approaches out of the gloom
Zhentarin mercenaries eye her with caution & mistrust
As Koryanna’s search for answers becomes a must

A cold night in Ten Towns continues
#dnd #ttrpg

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Depending on what PC/Laptop/OS system you’re using, this might be helpful?

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Stood before the acclaimed Wizards Three
The Platinum Accords listen most intently
As the tale of the fate of the multiverse
And the evil behind Lord Vecna’s curse
Our heroes eyes grow sad & dismayed
As past events in this plan they’ve played

Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg

YouTube video by Ronald Brown Bottom - "Eddie, you've killed him!"

Well, another #dnd session with @claretnblue27.bsky.social
And this happened… 🤦🏻‍♂️
Never ask a Viking to do negotiations 🙄

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Otyughs (Otyughi?)
Weirdly freakish, guarding rotting corpses, using telepathic lures to make the party come closer so it can grapple them and munch down on their sweet soft flesh
What makes them tick?
Born from eggs or do they just plop into existence?

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Screw Tiamat and all her five heads!

Big shout out & waft of much appreciation to both @maddambeltaine.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social
Adam managed to find a book which I hadn’t got (I have most of this series but missed this one - it even has a few one shots!) & my brother, Jeff gifted me these excellent heavy metal dice 🎲

First game session of the year
Which the DM has called The Beginning of the End
We are all apprehensive about the final campaign arc of the Convergence of Whispers
So gather your wits, swash your buckles & get ready for the inevitable
#dnd #ttrpg

Dice Bags- Mythical Creatures - Kickstarter Make 100 Tabletop drawstring storage bag for dice, coins, tokens, tiles, gems, crystals etc with mythical creature designs

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Wishing you and all your loved ones a most exuberant and outstanding 2026

Happy 2026 everyone
And the best way to kickstart a New Year is by celebrating a Birthday (mainly mine!)
So a big Happy Birthday to me and a Bally Ding Dong Floppy New Year from the Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia and great Gnome Detective
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

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“He must be an adder!”
A classic which made me nose snort my coffee

However… a new brand of ‘Gothica Blades in the Dark’ for 2026 sounds pretty cool 😂

Duh-da-duh-da-duh-duh-duh-duh-daa
If you hummed along to the theme tune, we can be friends

“An old gentleman dressed in a suit, he doesn’t speak, he just smiles, he walks at midnight into your dreams to steal your words and take your soul to add it to his collection trapped inside his pocket watch”

“Blimey Edward, that’s a little dark”

“His name is Silent Will”

YouTube video by Crispy's Tavern: Tales and Tea Pixel’s Dice: The D&D Failure Worth MILLIONS of Dollars

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