Chris

I know it’s not the main point, but there’s something bleak about national leaders presenting in front of that “Text AGENDA” backdrop.

Found a terrible building

Oh hell yeah. Seguimos aquí

Shocking my kids with the knowledge that there used to be commercials without celebrities.

Jon Bon Jovi looks like Uncle Baby Billy now.

New Radicals sighting

Robert AM Derp

Every Olympian’s bio is “She is returning to the ice after having both legs re-attached just three weeks ago but says she’s feeling good. Her hometown is known for its distinctive hazelnut pastries”

Ok. Now several days out from the event I feel safe calling BS on “NC just aren’t prepared for winter weather”. We get snow or ice or both at least once a year if not multiple times and it’s time we stopped pretending to be helpless about it.

The solution here is to take a few things from each locker and put them each in one of the other two just to confuse everyone.

a rich text. This is like the Baby Shoes, Never Worn of Duolingo. Is her dancing a form of spell casting? Where was she yesterday? Or was she there, but unmoved to dance? Has she found new reason to feel joy today in casting off the shackles of sorrow by finding a good deal on old baseball cards?

A Benoit Blanc movie set in the Final Destination universe.

Aw hell, panthers got me hoping again.

Panthers biffin it

Big Pete

My hot take is that all versions of the Food Pyramid have been bad and it should be abolished entirely.

They should remake the Princess Bride since we know AI can already make a six-fingered man.

Its funny to me that the AV Club was a place I learned about so much music back in the day and now they post no more than one music article every 7 weeks.

Feels like annually we have to remind people that the Person of the Year is not supposed to be an endorsement.

It’s been a day with too much of me talking.

I sang this at a church gig one time and everyone got mad at me and didn’t let me stay for dinner afterwards. Great song though.

They are hazing the youngin in our office about things they are too young to remember. List so far:

Space Jam
Home Alone
9/11
Donnie Wahlberg

Bro, you need to pick up your feet. You’re being such a Jingle Horse right now.

Wicked For Good is a film about how it’s not worth staying in touch with your college friends.

Mail-in rebates are a tax on the ADHDed. I should be able to show my Adderall prescription and have the amount taken off the top at time of purchase.

I understand that he’s the de facto president but you truly do not have to inject Stephen Miller thoughts into my timeline.

Close up of a mouse-eared fan by the company “Onlyfanz”

Feels like they needed to workshop the name of this children’s fan company a little more.

I am a den leader for both my daughters. If you’re at all familiar with the organization you know forcing it back into being the “boys-only” space that has been historically, um, problematic is a bad idea, and the opening up of membership to all has been critical to the ongoing survival of the BSA.

Catholic guilt is damaging and bad but we need to bring back Episcopalian shame. It’s less “I’m going to hell for this” and more “It would be unseemly to have to talk about this with the Rector after the advent Evensong service”

I had someone try to scoot by me who said “excuse me”. My brain could not decide whether to reply No Problem or No Worries, so I just said “No”.