Ben

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”

“Because that’s what they are”

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.

#Newsnight

You'll probably find the worming tablets in a nearby cupboard

Between that and David Bowie I think you're on to something

Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke

Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing

Indeed. However Corbyn will still usher the right to power as he did brexit. He's incompetent.

The "guarantee a decade of Reform/Conservative government" party?

St Ettienne on Radio 2? Don't mind if I do!

Anon Opin. The Pontins of Fesshole

*sploot

Not so much a support but strong shade-finding game

Banksy reveals new artwork - but location remains a mystery The latest piece of street art depicts the shadow of a lighthouse emerging out of a bollard.

"Mundane street furniture". MUNDANE? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .

(I can't read morse but can only envisage)

Definitely one for We Rate Dogs

What's up?

My nipples it's freezing out there.

RIP George Wendt #Norm

Can anyone tell me where the watermelon was in #eurovision this year please? Genuine question

@AdityaRajKaul #BREAKING: Pakistan Army confirms attack by India. India has launched an attack on Pakistan. Missiles fired at Kotli, Muzaffarabad, and Bahawalpur — confirmed by DG ISPR to Pakistani journalists. India goes after terror state Pakistan.

THREAD: As India launches strikes against Pakistan tonight, misinformation is rapidly spreading online. I'll fact-check viral falsehoods in this thread.

This video, viewed over 660,000 times, shows Israeli air strikes on Gaza in October 2023. It's unrelated to Indian strikes tonight.

A lot of important stuff in here but you can't help but wonder if the cause might be better served by consolidating around fewer stronger petitions

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

Made with pfarfalle

Examples

5. Fistful, Last Man Standing
4. Dazed and Confused, Run Lola Run
3. The Sting, Ocean's any (but 8 really)
2. Dredd, Assault on Precinct 13
1. Aliens. Literally that film.

My favourite film genres;

5. Yojimbo
4. Slacker
3. Heist
2. Attack/Defend the tower
1. Aliens

This implies a career path in viziering. Perhaps starting with apprenticeship and then a coveted "early career vizier" role for the real up and comers

Relatedly, I am #opentowork in the eminence grise category

If you see this, post a skeleton 💀

They need to remake each and every Fallout product with Die With A Smile in the soundtrack.

💙

“Beans r not woke. How could you do this?” has killed me