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(Ex)Viral poster, “comedian”, radio producer, cosplaying dad, failed YouTuber, 80s fanboy & one of the UKs lowest ranked pinballers. Views expressed are my own. @Mercifull in most places.

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Latest posts by mercifull.com on Bluesky

The aisle on that ai generated train is so wide you could fit a pacer down the middle of it.

05.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do continue to sprinkle a small amount of cheap powder into the pre-wash though. :)

04.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used powder for a long time thanks to you but recently switched back precisely because, as you mention, store brand powder formulation just isn’t very good. For £12 I get 74 pods/16p per. By contrast EcoGeek is £33.60 (w/shipping) for ~40 washes/84p per. Sadly for Brits it works out >5x the cost

04.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve wearing socks older than that “ancient history”

04.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll never be able to watch It’s a Royal Knockout the same way ever again.

30.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ai colouring book “art” that can’t even be coloured. Screenshot from a YouTube video by Jazza.

Ai colouring book “art” that can’t even be coloured. Screenshot from a YouTube video by Jazza.

The “art” in those ai colouring books don’t even make sense and often can’t actually be coloured. All the lines are blurred, smeary or just mushed together. Colouring books have 1 job and the ai fails at that.

26.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The final trope is always enshitification.

24.10.2025 05:53 — 👍 515    🔁 194    💬 17    📌 0

McDonald’s? McDonald’s?

20.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who owns a building with a clock on it should be legally obligated to ensure it tells the correct time.

16.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 308    🔁 18    💬 14    📌 6

The “funny cat video” genre is now totally fucked by Ai slop flooding the platforms. I think there might be a place for these AI videos for memes and amusement (cats at Olympics for example) but when they depict fairly basic fails or go for realism I can’t feel the same way watching them.

17.10.2025 07:04 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s why my next vehicle is going to be a minivan. Every suv crossover looks the same, is less convenient than a hatchback and has less boot space than an estate.

16.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My Skycorp Home Video merch came in today. 📼 #drugfreeteen #devilslettuce

16.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Goonies artwork by Drew Struzan.

Goonies artwork by Drew Struzan.

I just heard via Lisa Downs (Life After… movies). She only mentioned last week about how he’s going to play a part in the new Goonies doc she’s filming. She was fortunate to interview his son and meet with Drew briefly in his studio.

14.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

14.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 4318    🔁 1423    💬 36    📌 49

Five marketing emails from Pastrymade in 24 hours. I’m sorry but that’s an unsubscribe now. Loved your products but this is too much.

09.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Enshittification of government v2.0

06.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like everyone's favourite law the Online Safety Act has blocked Imgur. 10/10 law. Excellent work as always.

29.09.2025 22:21 — 👍 119    🔁 36    💬 6    📌 6

I think they should scrap the election and just hold an epic Just a Minute (Just a Week?) in which politicians have to say how much they love the flag without hesitation, deviation or repetition.

The winner is prime minister.

30.09.2025 18:58 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers Alt: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
27.09.2025 21:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wouldn’t it make more sense to just expect the NHS number into some form of universal ID?

25.09.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
17,45 WORDLE GUMMIDGE
Listing in the form of WORDLE puzzle, innit.

SWAPS
HEADS 
STOOD
STILL
SCARE
CROWS

Quite hard to explain on ALT-TEXT, sorry, so sorry.

17,45 WORDLE GUMMIDGE Listing in the form of WORDLE puzzle, innit. SWAPS HEADS STOOD STILL SCARE CROWS Quite hard to explain on ALT-TEXT, sorry, so sorry.

25.09.2025 07:49 — 👍 139    🔁 38    💬 2    📌 3

“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”

24.09.2025 07:04 — 👍 744    🔁 137    💬 8    📌 1

Frome…? Welp

23.09.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
❌ Kids getting shots 💉
✔️ Kids getting shot 🔫

❌ Kids getting shots 💉 ✔️ Kids getting shot 🔫

❌ Kids getting shots 💉
✔️ Kids getting shot 🔫

#trump #vaccines #autism #guncontrol

23.09.2025 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Drake meme but it’s Trump.

Drake meme but it’s Trump.

Correlations…

#trump #tylenol #autism #correlationdoesnotequalcausation

23.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Photographed from a Canberra?

23.09.2025 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I like children’s birthday cake, a simply Victoria sponge with buttercream icing. And that’s about it.

23.09.2025 07:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape Alt: Skinner “no it’s the children who are wrong” meme
19.09.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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