a woman is peeking out from behind a door . Alt: Lucille Bluth closing door

Some weeks, this gif gets such a workout.

I hate the heat but I think it could tolerate that today.

Feels like -14 degrees is enough to make me miss that ski jump event I was thinking of attending today. I will miss the apres ski tomato soup & grilled cheese lunch & bookstore visit most of all.

"Sicilian pattern" as description. Fantastic. It's pretty.

Can I get an actual lil Bialetti in one of these colors?

My main complaint is stop expecting a private citizen to "do something" when you hated what she did & said during her campaign.

That's fair criticism, I think.

I almost cannot take it anymore. Neverending bar raising.

Outside, I can bundle up & I'll be fine/not too cold. Inside, I've got a sweatshirt & a blanket on & I cannot get war. This makes no sense to me.

But what will fall onto my foot from the freezer now??

I - didn't expect my favorite Senator to use these word but you know? Fine.

Worth it for the phrase "heat the oil until it ripples like the ocean"
But I also want to put chili crisp instead of red pepper flakes in this.

"Mini M" 😂

Didn't know the backstory but obviously your kids are all great humans.

Faculty member walking by with their daughter who's probably 5-6: why does everyone here have their own private investigator office?

She exists & talks about her journey to clairvoyance & seeing evil spirits. I don't know if they show her that hedge fund spouses are very probably evil.

I was doubtful it would be better, plus it was never available to me in New England. Last year it was finally in the shelves of my Stop & Shop. And about 50-75 cents cheaper than Hellmann's (which I still use occasionally).

But have you tried Duke's?

True, true.

Is that Reddit?

I guess I shouldn't have said it on a Rabbi's FB page though. I'm sorry about that.

You tell one white man that something he said doesn't match history & he says this is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Streaming music services don't understand me as well as I thought. I listened to Paradise City & Mr Brownstone (I had an urge!) and now it thinks I want Red Hot Chili Peppers. That is never the correct next band to play.

Many years of giving Noam Chomsky a side eye have me feeling at least a little vindicated today.

My favorite is when I'll use the language of the youts on my now 20 year old niece.
At least she's stopped saying "you're cringe, Auntie Elizabeth" in writing.

I had leftover pizza (I made it on Saturday night) with mushrooms & broccoli. Tossed a little chili crisp on top.

I'd be such a good rich person (because I'd use it to shut down Crime Island(s)).

No one needs this. Monday was terrible enough.

How are you not running the world by now?

I thought of flowers opening every time those demagorgons were on Stranger Things.