Bicycle Jihadist

Fell asleep in the middle of the 7th inning and woke back up middle of 10th what did I miss

One of my friends had to go to hell (Washington DC) for a meeting with a demon (Ted Cruz) and they said the worst part was how weirdly soft his hands were. “Like shaking hands with wet dough” they said.

Dry heaved reading this. I think it was the cherry ŵîňě

What a beautiful fall morning to be throwing up in an alley

Gave out over 100 hot dogs for Halloween

You ever listen to Peter Gabriel? Shock the Moneky!!! Haha. What was bush senior doing in Dallas before the jfk assassination anyways

New clip style just dropped

I’m sure the parents of those 70 dead kids will be so glad to hear that on a per capita basis it was actually safer that day. Thanks Mr zipper

As I rode the canal towpath in this morning and observed the low sunlight coming through the autumn leaves and the steam coming up from the water with ducks splashing I couldn’t help but think what a piece of shit I am and how much better my life would be if I was driving a car instead

Won’t be home for Halloween but leaving a bowl of tide pods out for the kids

Yes

I abuse the hell out of burley bike trailers

I got the pneumatic cylinder punchy thing from No Country For Old Men and am going around to City parks punching the lock cylinders out of the bathroom doors

That exact stretch just got officially recognized by DMD as a cultural district. Awarded grant money for some branding/signs in the right of way.

What’s my Halloween costume? I wear a costume every day

Thank you John Barth for selecting Canterbury park for your 1 million dollar project and simultaneously making sure that project does not involve unlocking the bathroom door.

Hot dog decanter

Will Klein looks like Forgiato Blow

Mission accomplished

A three car crash on college Avenue where someone tried to pass in the bus lane and hit the car in front of them which in turn hit another car

Can’t park there

Request for bids listings for “rifles” and also “Eagle Creek Greenway phases 2B/2C

The city of Indianapolis is seeking bids for the construction of a multiuse path along eagle creek. And also wants to buy some guns

They should have never built a slip lane here at all. They also left the parking bumpout in place at Michigan/jefferson so now it’s across the bike lane.

If you drive on 465 every single day you are insane

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911 A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Whenever I see a sign that says “weight limit 11,000 pounds gross” I always read it as “weight limit 11,000 pounds. Gross!” Like it’s a judgement.

Hit for the cycle on my way in (chased by a dog, stole an expired license plate, punched a mirror, and ground scored a sex toy)

What if DPW put a flex post there that didn’t stop anyone and then in two weeks the vertical part is broken off leaving only a dark base in the middle of the trail to hit at night?

Pretty sure I just punched Caitlin Clark’s mirror off

Ditching his start today

Home plate umpire opening up the zone. He’s a sleepy head