Narco Rubio

(Taking a shit on the tennis court at the park) no it’s cool I’m gonna pick it up with a little baggie and throw it away when I’m done

Riding my bike to the castleton saraga to buy kimchi supplies and the tomato flavored lays

Gonna eliminate some of my weaker brain cells this weekend and come back to work on Tuesday smarter than I left today

Baby carrier on the shadow of a bicycle. Looking towards downtown through a construction zone

Absolutely shredding the west Washington street blue line construction zone with a ground-scored baby carrier strapped to my back rack

Lmao

All manosphere stuff sounds like something you would say to a dog if you wanted to make it mad but not help it resolve any of the causes

Bike party has infiltrated the middest levels of local government

Bike party will always be free to attend and will never send you an email

Melting snow revealing a winters worth of dog shit preserved like that Neanderthal guy in the permafrost

I bet none of these winter olympians can hoop

Going to my friend’s state senate campaign kickoff event to ask him to please return my pyrex Tupperware set

“We just witnessed a pedestrian struck right out front of our station. A gentleman got up and started shooting at a car. He's now walked off, going across the street.”

Dudes rock

My indy star op ed is called “Boom-Boom in my Diapy: Black Guy at the Bus Stop”

Absolutely not. Someone sent this to me because they knew I would hate it

The fall creek greenway with footprints in unplowed snow

Here is an unplowed trail on Saturday. The Monon didn’t get cleared until middle of last week.

Indy plowed the Monon Trail but left streets full of snow | Letters Indianapolis plowed the trails while leaving neighborhoods frozen. When my lease ends, I'm done with this city.

www.indystar.com/story/opinio...

Man the indy star will let any little bitch write an op ed

Congrats 2 all da city departments who are supposed to deal with snow on a 57 degree day. You were almost going to have to do something but now that can wait another year. Again! We can do this…forever!

I have a couple wyze 2.0 cams. No subscription needed. Can view live playback and they store 1 weeks of video locally. And afaik they don’t have use agreement with coos.

People are dying to live here. Thank you.

Great combination of weather factors today that allow for throwing a snowball into someone’s open car window.

Officer down 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♂️💫✨

Just saw mayor Joe salting the rim of a margarita glass in a pile on the edge of a road

Extremely phallic sidewalk layout complete with two giant circular balls, a green space walk shaft, and parabolic pavilion head.

Shout outs to the landscape architect who snuck this in the design

This halftime show is subverting my pro America views

Him crashing through the ceiling was a metaphor for what he’s doing to the nuclear family

oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)

Just cleaned my chain so good I can pedal backwards again

You’re doing drills? Me too. Drilling in some dowels! We’re gonna extend this slab over that way and put in some seating

You know what’s more practical than a gun? 1/2 yard concrete batch mixers. You go ahead and get that AR, I’ll be at Harbor Freight