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Eric Van Goethem

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EU-based GenX, ran out of fucks more than 20 years ago. Weird mix of a Pol. Sci. education that morphed into an ICTSEC career. Happily married for the last 21 years, proud dad of two. Geek supreme, lover of LEGO, member of many fandoms.

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And far off the chart rests the โ€œmedicinalโ€ drink that is Riga Black Balsam Original.

22.02.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah well no. Price of potatoes has gone down so much in my region that farmers are thinking about giving potatoes for free to people.

Not because farming got so efficient that potatoes cost nothing to farm. Because there have been too many potatoes farmed and nobody wants to buy them.

21.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To anyone who ever said #philcollins wasnโ€™t one of the greatest amongst drummers, Iโ€™d say these two things:
- really listen to โ€œDance on a Volcanoโ€ and
- remember the guy was drumming AND singing the intro on โ€œThree Sides Liveโ€.

Then ask yourself how many drummers were able to do both.

21.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€ฆ not being from a place where those limericks are even remotely popular makes it a tough one, to be honest.

21.02.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realising that Diablo II Resurrected is controller-compatible, that Iโ€™m able to bind keys to skills AND that my 8BitDo software allows me to bind effing macros to specific keysโ€ฆ

How my Fishymancer build feels EASY now!

21.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right. First of all, which French pop?

Etienne Daho, early Cabrel, Noir Dรฉsir, Indochineโ€ฆ right, OK.

What passes for โ€œmodern popโ€ nowadays: auto tune garbage. A lot of 80โ€™s โ€œone hit wonderโ€ bands (โ€œChagrin dโ€™Amourโ€, โ€œTenue de Soirรฉeโ€โ€ฆ), equal garbage.

21.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

US Ambassador to Belgium Bill White, on Instagram: โ€œConner Rousseau is banned from travelling to the US!โ€

The US administration: crickets. Even after being asked for clarification by our government.

Since when does an ambassador decides for a whole country? Ego much, Bill White?!

21.02.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah cool. Now try that with the whole EU, Herr Drumpf.

Nice economy you got there USA. Mighty dependent of imports, I see. Be a shame if something would happen to itโ€ฆ

21.02.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Water voles (campagnols) are back in the garden.

Time to dust off my pyrotechnic kit and have those critters go โ€œboomโ€, the lawn robot is due to restart its duty soon.

21.02.2026 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What in the Beavis and Butthead are the twoโ€ฆ faces (?!) on the left?!

19.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My bet is on Steve from Accounting.

Thereโ€™s always a Steve from Accounting. And less Elder Dragons than weโ€™d like.

19.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now theyโ€™re even threatening other governments and politicians. See the comments / complaints / threats of US Ambassador to Belgium Bill White for reference.
Bunch of thugs, the lot of them.

19.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy is an unapologetic MAGA, donated $5 million to the ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿคก during the presidential campaign, and even relocated himself to Florida, post elections, to be closer to his master.

Says everything you need to know about him.

18.02.2026 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, US Ambassador to Belgium Bill White: fuck you.

You donโ€™t get to threaten our Government. You donโ€™t get to accuse us of antisemitism because some unlicensed people illegally practice circumcision.

Go whine to that Orange Turd you call a โ€œformidable Presidentโ€ and fuck off.

17.02.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US never had a โ€œleftโ€, bar from a few politicians here and there.

When I was starting Pol. Sci. in 1991, our teachers were already saying that the US political spectrum was simply โ€œfrom moderate right to far rightโ€.

17.02.2026 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cut it in half, itโ€™s still the biggest defence budget on Earth. So itโ€™s not as if itโ€™s gonna make the USA โ€œless safeโ€.

16.02.2026 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to be 100% precise, what European jurisdictions get is named extracts relevant to:
โ€ข European nationals
โ€ข European soil
โ€ข European victims
โ€ข European institutions
โ€ข Contextual metadata (dates, locations, travel)
โ€ข Testimony segments involving EU jurisdiction

No โ€œfull unredacted filesโ€.

16.02.2026 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And?!

Where does it says that โ€œthe EUโ€ has access to the โ€œunredacted filesโ€?!

This article only mentions:
- the French authorities (not really โ€œthe EUโ€),
- the -released- files.

Why do you conflate a Member State with the European Union? Itโ€™s like saying Texas is โ€œthe USโ€, you know?

16.02.2026 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any link? โ€˜Cause, and itโ€™s not a brag, I have ears at the level of our Secretary General, Alessandro Chiocchetti.

As well as in the ECJ, the OLAF and the CERT-EU.

Itโ€™d take something more than Top Secret to go past this old bastard.

15.02.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Music was one of my first forays into the English language, through lyrics included in cassette tapes and CD sleeves, so the two of them are indissociable from each other to me.

And ignoring the lyrics is a big mistake when you see what Steely Dan, Supertramp or 10CC hide in those (to name a few).

15.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sure about that? Iโ€™m working FOR the EU. European Parliament to be exact.

The DOJ hasnโ€™t released anything our way or towards the Commission.

I have enough antennas here and there to know if something of that magnitude would actually happen.

15.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s the main reason why we at the European Institutions are developing our own, on-premises, โ€œChatGPT-equivalentโ€.

To avoid our users to use the commercial tool and feed it sensitive data and to be able to block it without bluntly saying users โ€œdeal with it!โ€ (a bad idea with MEPโ€™s).

14.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s indeed true that LLMโ€™s are used (and quite efficiently) to produce high quality phishing mails.

But cybersecurity also profits of AML to better identify and triage spams and phishing emails and automatically improve filters in either rack-mounted anti-spam servers or in software mail servers.

14.02.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Son brought back โ€œRiga Black Balsam Originalโ€ from Latvia.

I had no idea their national drink was the liquid equivalent of a cilice. Suffering and bitterness made alcohol.

Next time someone asks me for a โ€œmanly drinkโ€, I know what to serve.

#Rigablackbalsam #Latvia

13.02.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Je pense que ma mรจre les a encore ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโ€ฆ

13.02.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barry Steakfries would be proud of you.

12.02.2026 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€ฆ yes. This -actually- happened. Minus the springs to be fully honest.

Our son, aged 6, vs a Moulinex hand mixer. While I was busy prepping veggies.

10.02.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shen writing his own name on. Every. Single. Line. while smiling at is.

10.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who went to see โ€œStar Warsโ€ in theatres in 1977, who saw every single movie on release day, who watched every single series & animated show, read a -lot- of books and comics before Lucasfilms moved them to โ€œLegendsโ€โ€ฆ bring it on kiddo.

Iโ€™m not โ€œYโ€™allโ€.

10.02.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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