I feel significantly stupider for having read that :-/
03.02.2026 22:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@ksej.bsky.social
Trans, mental, trying to write more, gestational dad to xCLP and Scunthorpe United until one of us dies. Now with a Ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/ksej2610
I feel significantly stupider for having read that :-/
03.02.2026 22:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I guess you don't have Costa coffee? If you did, that would be my recommendation
03.02.2026 14:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My favourite coffee chain does an iced caramel latte in a can, do youse have anything like that?
03.02.2026 14:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*strategist, dyac!
03.02.2026 14:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"If everyone who isn't transphobic leaves the Labour Party, what does that achieve?"
Well I'm not a fancy political strategy but it seems like it would signal to the Labour leadership that transphobia is a vote loser? You know, the only language they understand?
Lots of people on here seem to be cosplaying as Labour MPs and I've got to say that's even more pathetic than the real thing because you don't even get Taylor Swift tickets out of it
03.02.2026 14:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Today in Darius Overthinks Choir: should I mention to the choir director that I would like at some future date to have a lower voice?
03.02.2026 13:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Someone whose front door opens pretty much directly onto the main road has put a sign on their door saying "You're on camera! Ha ha!" and I feel like this sort of thing needs to be much more socially stigmatised
03.02.2026 11:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Cops have solidarity with other cops, therefore it's bad for protesters to have solidarity with other protesters"
03.02.2026 11:47 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0To be fair, his brain is that addled it's probably a very complicated negotiation
02.02.2026 23:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The one my parents picked was pretty good so I just tweaked it slightly
02.02.2026 22:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, notโ listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patientโs name?
DR: Now look
Heartwarming how all the replies are telling them to fuck off though
01.02.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As long as they are cis and hate trans women
01.02.2026 21:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Dicks are great and vaginas are too icky to even name properly but I still want to fuck women" There's a thesis in there for anyone with the stomach to analyse it
01.02.2026 19:02 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's far from the most offensive part of that screed but *glances at Grindr inbox* they're wrong about the whole "nobody wants a trans man" thing
01.02.2026 19:01 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They have a very specific idea of what a "non binary person" looks like and routinely forget that many other possibilities are available
01.02.2026 17:58 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Is the correct answer "if trump wants to blow up an orphanage, he'll do it whatever I do, so I'd tell him to go fuck himself and hope that's the thing that makes It happen"?
01.02.2026 15:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When xCLP started her Psychology A level, she had to practice interview technique by asking some volunteer from her family/friends about their favourite film. That probably sounded like a soft assignment but it ended up with me ranting about the ubiquity of transmisogyny in films from that era :-/
31.01.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It is a little bit annoying when I set a boundary with someone and they say sorry (for transgressing the boundary I only just set?) I don't need you to be sorry, just understand what I'm saying now
31.01.2026 22:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They're hoping it will be less fringe once it's been repeated a few million times?
31.01.2026 14:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1They've convinced themselves kids can't figure out they're not happy in their current state unless someone on the Internet tells them. They really do think kids are little programmable dolls or something
31.01.2026 12:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"If he wasn't here, he could have murdered a woman in his home country and we wouldn't have to care about her"
31.01.2026 10:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Employers need potential employees to be desperate for a wage because otherwise we might have too much power and refuse to put up with shit conditions
30.01.2026 15:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My boss made this exact joke yesterday
30.01.2026 15:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe she thinks you should be dressing up for the Met Gala. I don't know WHY she would think that, but that probably goes for most of her output
29.01.2026 19:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is "gown up" some kind of autocorrect or does she think you should be preparing to perform surgery in the comment thread?
29.01.2026 18:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Warehouse doors are propped open to make it easier to take scrap outside
Shop manager: do these doors need to be open?
Me, under my breath: until we work out how to phase ourselves and the scrap through a closed door, yes
I definitely had more fun with it, even though I have joint pain this time round!
29.01.2026 17:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think they're just desperate to accuse everyone of helping trump, however illogical :-/
29.01.2026 15:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0