Felipe Torres Medina

A protester outside an ICE detention facility marches through clouds of irritant gas carrying American flags. A sign lying on the pavement by his feet reads “EVERY ICE AGENT WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.”

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

All’s I’m gonna say is I think you’re gonna wanna watch Stephen Colbert tonight.

Not saying it would save everything but I feel like we could do a lot about the male loneliness epidemic by hosting a bunch of screenings of “Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World.”

Eric Adams can’t do a scavenger hunt because everyone knows “the first stop is always Istanbul.”

Link to order here: a.co/d/09Hy8co

Holy shit, my humor book, “America, Let Me In,” is the #1 book on Immigration Policy on Amazon! That a joke book can do this is very cool and a little distressing!

Keep me at #1 by ordering it for yourself or your aunt or your cousin who thought “mass deportation now” excluded big booty latinas.

The Comedic Absurdity of Our Immigration System: A Chat With 'America Let Me In' Author - Latino USA Comedian and Late Show with Stephen Colbert writer Felipe Torres Medina on his hilarious book "America Let Me In" and how humor helps unpack the complexities of U.S. immigration.

Very happy to share this interview about my book, “America, Let Me In,” with Julieta Martinelli on LatinoUSA on NPR.

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Jeremy is wise! Be like Jeremy!

Thanks for reading and sharing!

‘Literature has completely changed my life’: footballer Héctor Bellerín’s reading list Former Arsenal player wins admiration for his taste in books, but admits one novel defeated him

Hector Bellerin isn’t the best player Arsenal have had in the Emirates era, but he is the coolest www.theguardian.com/books/2025/j...

Whoever came up with the word "hitherto" needed to take a fucking chill pill.

Simply the best job I’ve ever had. I love @colbertlateshow.bsky.social and everyone who works there. You have ten months to keep watching us do the best show on earth.

Here’s the link to rsvp for free! www.eventbrite.com/e/felipe-tor...

Hey, Milwaukee, you get to be the last stop on my book tour, so come over to @boswellbooks.bsky.social tonight at 6:30 to see me talk to @taylorkayphillips.bsky.social about my book!

A fun way to get back at Jeff Bezos on Prime Day is to buy your books at your local bookstore!

If you’re in Chicago, buy my book and coming to see me talk about it with Emmy Award-Winner Ali Barthwell at tomorrow at Three Avenues Bookshop at 6:30 pm!

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I simply can’t bring my two kids, Braydren and The Girl to see the new Superman movie because it is so woke. Also, because I don’t have visitation rights.

The only good thing about Andy Ogles is that his name is also a description of his profile picture and a warning to all women around him.

Finding out that Zohran Mamdani is an Arsenal fan who was active in Arsenal Twitter is very funny because you know soon the mayor of NYC has a deep trigger phrase that is the phrase “he’s 28 until he becomes 29.”

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Spare a thought for Andrew Cuomo’s Airbnb host who all of a sudden needs to find a new guest.

Zohran won the primary. I had a really great club sandwich.

Overall, a pretty good day for 33-year-old brown immigrants with a beard who live in New York.

It’s Handsome Brown Boy Summer you fucks

Andrew Cuomo will now return to his home planet, Pervertitron-7

Nearly a quarter of NYC’s early voters were new Democratic primary participants A total of 385,184 New Yorkers voted early in this primary election, compared to 191,197 in 2021.

Help, i am huffing the hopium. gothamist.com/news/nearly-...

"democrats' message is something no democrat has ever said but i associate the women i resent online with democrats"

Can't reveal anything but I keep pitching we make them wear one big sweater like they're cool conjoined twins! Tune in at 11:35 PM on CBS! The one with lady Matlock or as they call her in France, Matleusse.

He loves Gladiator. He just like me fr.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok", well, I asked R2-D2 and he said

Hey! That’s almost as many people as a Mighty Mighty Bosstones concert!