earth dad

hey guess what

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home

a loosely painted image of some dishes drying on a towel in the sun

finally got around to painting a photo i took specifically so that i could paint it #artetc

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

It’d be so funny if he dies and the white house just looks like this from now on

"appeared to be" is cracking me up. Like we can't say for sure whether or not Trump was really pooping on all those people, maybe it was real

waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world

[pushes you down the lake berryessa glory hole spillway]

sketches of (trans) takasugi, katsura, and gintoki

sketch of tsukuyo/sacchan kissing; sketch of fem gintoki+katsura; sketch of gintoki/katsura laying down and kissing

sketches from a few weeks ago #gintama #artetc

the gesture/emotion of the pose > anatomical correctness, also if you look at hands posed irl they also sometimes look weird so i don't worry about it

a compilation of several hands drawn in the "hand on hip" pose

instead of drawing ive decided to compile some of my favorite ways ive drawn this pose

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

10/07/2025

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Text describing the current state of business in media and tech (and most industries, truly)

Kind of want to put this bit on a billboard somewhere (or, idk, replace every web ad everywhere with this text) bsky.app/profile/edzi...

Another politician who needs to be 1000 miles from any actual power but also needs a podcast reviewing episodes of Animaniacs

It feels like the Times shifted hard into “actually we will determine reality” mode after 10/7 and never came back. Luigi shit, mayor’s race, now this. Reporting from a world that doesn’t exist, for no one.

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social

"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

government of losers

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

conservatives are increasingly going to deal with issues because they treat a man being murdered in broad daylight and a beloved character being recast with a black actor as the exact same level of severity. everything is a crisis and the only acceptable response is to "crush" the enemy

I just hope this doesn't get in the way of us remembering 9/11 tomorrow

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed