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he/him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | cyber dude | and it only seems so strange right now

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A screenshot of windows netmeeting

A screenshot of windows netmeeting

Would never ask you to verify your age

10.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1881    ๐Ÿ” 416    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

The biggest tell that these people are full of shit and way over their skis is that they don't believe water treatment or electrical grids count as technology

09.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds โ€˜Huhโ€™ Valued At $200 Billion PALO ALTO, CAโ€”Hailing the new product as a โ€œgame changerโ€ in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds โ€œhuhโ€ had been va...

The onion remains undefeated in delivering the most accurate news.

theonion.com/ai-chatbot-t...

09.02.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1203    ๐Ÿ” 264    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11723    ๐Ÿ” 1892    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

can't even go back to pained BruinsPosting because we've got best-on-best Olympic hockey to get through first

09.02.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pour one out

Their dynasty is gonna have to take another year to take off

09.02.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really sad for patriots fans born in feb 2019 who have never seen their team win a superbowl

09.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 381    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Looking at a Parliament menthol after 3 beers

09.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whoops. all pain

09.02.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just remember there are people willingly watching kid rock rn

09.02.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that Dunkin' ad ripped

09.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.

09.02.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3669    ๐Ÿ” 330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Third Bon Jovi!

There have been many years of my life when Iโ€™ve seen Bon Jovi fewer times.

09.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

meta ad review : zuck wastes more money

09.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

08.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4005    ๐Ÿ” 1006    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Let's go Patriots!

(ROBERT KRAFT IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES AND BELONGS IN PRISON)

Let's go Mike Vrabel's team!

08.02.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you cannot sell beer with MOP's "Ante Up" it should not be allowed

08.02.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what's a real crime? Suggested serving sizes for ravioli.

15.12.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please please please for the love of god don't fall for the "AI is democratizing creativity and making it more accessible" lie that AI companies have been pushing ever since this shit first started.

If you think AI "art" is good for anything besides making tech bros rich you have been fooled

07.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 663    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

keep an eye out for the halfpipe and slopestyle events - way more interesting than just one big trick!

08.02.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

08.02.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12768    ๐Ÿ” 1279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 379    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.

08.02.2026 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1890    ๐Ÿ” 620    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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My dog ๐Ÿค your dog

Snow beasts

07.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whereas he tries to disguise himself to steal fries #caturday

07.02.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That post shoveling beer hits different

07.02.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biathlon, adapted from the Finnish national sport of killing Russian soldiers

07.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

incredible that they've forgiven hand touches for one athlete only

07.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She steals seats #caturday

07.02.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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