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Collin Johnson

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Beer lawyer, Ohio Native | Northwestern and Marquette alum | Crew SC and USMNT fan | Write for @MassiveReport | Opinions are my own | 6'8* *standing on top of a one foot tall box He/Him

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The best player in MLS and #Crew96 history. So thankful he chose Columbus

06.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Door County count at all? Could def bump up those numbers

22.09.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bummed that the #Crew96 season is probably over but I also disagree with those who wanted a Morris replacement. We want Taha to be that guy. Taha won't be that guy if he doesn't get to play and make mistakes on the field.

18.09.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time someone argues for opening up MLS spending, I like to remind them of Atlanta (and Toronto). #Crew96

14.09.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oreland, PA is practically Jersey. Just staying!

06.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For my money, Michael Bradley is the best box-to-box midfielder in USMNT history.

05.09.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to be 4 points MINIMUM from these two matches and they come away with 1. Inexcusable. #Crew96

24.08.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest secret is that Michael Bradley is my favorite USMNT player of all time. Sorry #Crew96.

20.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Packers here in WI.

16.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did #Crew96 ever grab the additional international slot they needed for Abou Ali? They briefly had two open but sold one to Houston (the one they received in the Dejuan Jones trade). Picard will take up one slot so unless they are able to move off of Camacho (or someone else) they'll need a slot.

12.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't disagree, but did you miss Minnesota v Club America playing in Houston to a less than stellar crowd of 13,885?

11.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's barely any salt! He needs way more salt for four entire eggs.

07.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best soccer bar: The Highbury in Milwaukee
Hallowed ground: Breese Stevens
Urban Legend: Jay Demerit and Jimmy Banks
Best Youth Club: Bavarians

05.08.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you hated the Euro final can I just suggest whatever on earth has occurred in Ecuador today

02.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

I really like Max, but with Nancy's background getting production from almost anyone in the wingback slot and the pipeline including Picard, Brown, and potentially Prince Forfor there really is no reason to keep Max from getting his chance in Europe. #Crew96

01.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#Crew96 are gassed. Use this fake tournament to get experience for people who need it and rest for those who need that.

30.07.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like Max Arfsten, but he's 24 and a good but not irreplaceable player. With Brown and Picard on the roster IMO it makes sense to keep the pipeline alive, make a sale, and help Max take the next step in his journey. #crew96

29.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harry Dean Stanton is one of our grubbiest guys (RIP)

27.07.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad half. A lot of guys who needed to step up to keep their jobs sure seemed to crack under the pressure of the incoming transfers. Put away one or two in the first half and it's a different story. #Crew96

26.07.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Max Oofsten #Crew96

26.07.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely good half of soccer by #Crew96 except in terms of doing the one thing they are supposed to (score goals).

26.07.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah you are correct! I had totally forgotten that this is year 3 of MLS on Apple. My bad!

24.07.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

T-Mobile giveaway was around last year but not sure about the others

24.07.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool: Players getting paid more money for playing in a fake tournament.
Not cool: Three MLS teams get a special little transfer window AND $750,000 GAM each.

#MLS #Crew96

15.07.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d already made peace with the Farsi departure so I have a lot of unconvincing to do on…myself. #crew96

14.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't Aliyu also a U22 initiative player? He's listed there on the MLS Roster Profile page.

07.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My goodness what a pass from Aliyu. #Crew96

06.07.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peg

06.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 11 year old goofball luckily doesn’t care about storms or fireworks but heaven forbid someone visit

05.07.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the thing that makes you sad tells you that you aren’t sad enough. #USMNT

03.07.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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