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Fellow tinnitus sufferers: I was Googling, again, and randomly fell upon this Reddit comment and ... uh ... it actually worked? Or like, seriously reduced the ringing at least temporarily.
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Scroll down for additional gruesome details. This plan costs $27,600 in premium, has a $12,300 deductible, a 50% co-pay and OOP of $20,300. You pay them $39,990 + 50% of every bill up to $20,300 OOP before you get any relief. And that's IN NETWORK. What middle class family could afford this??

this is $27,500/year; or 3,807 hours worked at $7.25/hr, the federal minimum wage; you would have to work 96 weeks at 40hrs/week to pay for this, assuming there is no withholding for taxes. there are 52 weeks in a year.

some of the more annoying libs can't accept a move to the left without first imagining that they're somehow upsetting an imaginary communist by doing so. which, y'know, whatever. rationalise it however you like, just keep it moving

Everyone posing this idea should be fired on the spot, they are clearly not to be trusted with a human brain let alone a patient.

The answer is obviously and rotoundly no on every single goddamned ground be it moral, practical or fucking medical

The “viral photos and videos of animals acting cute or interesting with people or each other” industry has been destroyed by AI. The last few examples I’ve seen of this have been AI. I have a feeling slop will further derail a pop culture understanding of animal biology and behavior

A panel from Succubus & Hitman featuring the main protagonist Gamou Shouya, wearing a black trench coat on a construction site stands over a crybaby e-girl who's been handcuffed to a wheelchair by the Yakuza. He asks "Who are you?" She replies, "Ooitachi Kururi, I'm a hacker and a cosplayer." He asks again, "What're you here for?" She replies, "I hacked into a phone scam group's server and tried to steal their cash." Shouya's succubus, Armelina, a demon woman flying next to her exclaims "Wow!" Shouya asks, "Why were you stealing from such a dangerous target?" Kururi looks down with tears in her eyes.

And in a large detaild drawing, she replies, "I wanted to do a hundred gacha/lootbox rolls in a row in this mobile game." Armelina is amused, Shouya narrows his eyes in disgust.

the important things in life for an e-girlfailure
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What's interesting is that imagery like this is *guaranteed* to make people over the age of 60 say extremely illegal sentences, it's like laser-targeted to specifically piss off older demographics.

Imagine if the Dems stopped sucking shit and tried trying.

Osama Bin Laden, chuckling to himself from his heavenly goon cave

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

if the president does something so awful it would be indecent to describe and ask about then you very obviously need to describe and ask about it, thats the entire job

A drawing of two herky jerky figures in someone's front yard, loose, flailing skin, unnatural postures, a man with a melting face and a illfitting suit and a woman in a black dress and fishnet stockings, her head bent down as if broken, the man waves to the observer. Accompanying narration reads "there are strangers on the lawn wearing the skin of my dead neighbors. They keep telling me to 'come on out', they're doing all the 'classic' things my neighbors used to do. Saying it's 'Neighbors 2.0'. 'Everything I used to love about my old neighbors but streamlined, a leaner operation.' 'Classic things like waving, getting mail mixed up, arguing about trash bins.' All the hits. I was never really close with my neighbors when they were alive."

Neighbors 2.0

Onstad truly is the modern Shakesepare in his mastery of the English language

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society

also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

So many people forget that any given game in a series is not only going to be somebody's first experience with the series, but possibly the genre or even videogames as a whole.

And there are few things more crushing to a total newcomer than a game that skips tutorials and just expects you to KNOW.

PSA: you should turn this off btw, not just for signal. it will be annoying for a day but then you will get used to it and feel better about your life that nobody can snoop your messages if they have your phone (ie, police or if you lose it or it gets stolen)

PANEL 1: A GREEN GUY is trapped under a big rock. A BLUE GUY is walking by. GREEN: Hey, a little help? BLUE: Crushed under the big rock, are we? PANEL 2: The BLUE GUY, bending down. BLUE GUY: And you're SURPRISED? GREEN: Not particularly, no! I'm just kind of in horrible pain– PANEL 3: The BLUE GUY, standing up and gesticulating. BLUE: I KNEW that people can be crushed by rocks. For YEARS actually. GREEN: What do you want, a medal? PANEL 4: The BLUE GUY is nailed by a big rock. BLUE: Yeah, that'd be a good start–hrk!

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Woman doused friend in fuel, set him alight for misogynistic comment, court hears

Her anger then flared when Mr Loader told her she should stay in the kitchen making scones where she belonged, and not to go drinking with boys.

She left the table where they were drinking to collect a five-litre container of petrol from her garage, and poured it on Mr Loader before waving around her lighter. Mr Loader said, "Go on, do it," before Walpole set him on fire.

"What are you gonna do, set me on fire?"

netflix put video stores out of business by having a massively bigger selection by mail, and now the streaming version of netflix has a smaller selection than a typical video store had

ah you know things are going good when you see "Extended black friday preview" sales before Halloween

the louvre heist simply using a ladder truck really proves my #1 rule of mischief:

you can basically do anything if you just confidently act like you’re supposed to be doing it

It's funny, the no kings protests could be the best chace to normalize the idea of nationwide strikes in the US, if the organizers are serious. They do maybe 2 more on weekends to really lock them into people's practice, then say, "hey, let's show them we really mean business & do it on a Wednesday"

Those of us looking at the speed and cost will likely conclude that Africa will have better electricity coverage across African nations than most European or North American nations as early as 2029

i think its very beautiful that your art might be viewed slightly differently based on the device a person views it through, and the history behind the device and the person's relationship to it. in many ways the device is the frame of the digital art - this is a medium characteristic to me

people think this isn't feasible but the average american spends ~20% of their income on car-related expenses and in your wildest dreams you can not even imagine how much public transportation that could build

With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

frame arms girl/armored core variable infinity crossover kits when, kotobukiya?

A printed set of World Book encyclopedias is $1200 and only captures info up to the window in time in which it was printed.

A few bucks a month can make sure a vital resource that's constantly updated and rigorously scoured for inaccuracies by benevolent pedants remains available to everyone.