Kevin Dwyer

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

A few people in colonial costumes complaining about immigrants was novel to NYT editors. Their friends don't do that. A running narrative would be exciting, especially after Obama won big.

Millions rallying against Trump's authoritarian abuses? Bor-ring. NYT editors have heard that argument before.

From one of yesterdays "No Kings" marches, starring South Park's Kristi Noem as "Alice" 🤣🤣🤣

Because it needs to be said:

The Salvation Army does not exist to save you

The Salvation Army exists to convert you

And if they cannot convert you, they will not lift a finger to save you

Do not support those whose “charity“ comes with conditions

Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

Losing my goddamned mind.

We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

I read that in Debbie Downer's voice.

In the article, the dude says he blames Biden, because Biden let all the bad people in. Trump is just trying to weed out all the bad people because he loves the country, or some bullshit. The mental gymnastics of the cultist mind.

LOTR, as in the movies? I just finished watching them again. Take me, Pazuzu!

It was circa 1998. I exited the bathroom on a flight and Danny Glover was standing there waiting. I smiled and said, "Oh, hi. All yours". He didn't look at me or respond. He's very tall, btw.

Dearest Martha,

Day 12 of the Battle of Home Depot. We’re hunkered down in Plumbing supplies as the enemy advances in Electrical and Lumber. Brave men fell on aisle 17, their bodies scattered among the patio furniture. Private Jenkins tripped on a rake. Soon we will assault the garden center,

Anyone who appreciates the awesome Stockard Channing gets an immediate follow.

Even Monoco, in his own way :-)

look if we can’t have Pope Pizzaballa I guess Pope Bob will have to do

Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.

The rats have chosen a new pope.

Political press in 2024, as private equity and institutional cowardice hollow out the institution: “We should be tougher on Joe Biden!”

Political press in 2025, as the sitting administration makes sport of crushing their remaining independence: “We should have been tougher on Joe Biden!”

Listen, we were all young and stupid once. You can’t judge someone for the thoughtless and provocative posts they made all the way back in September and December of 2024. It was a different time back then.

Don Jr. hardest hit.

Fixed it!

I just saw one this morning. The yellow/green (?) one. Very nice.

Another Shadow Hearts game.

How’s everyone’s Inauguration Day going

Don’t wanna brag, but it’s colder at my TX house than in DC right now. I’ve taken out the trash, walked my dog and… I had a pretty decent crowd!
📸👏🏽

Trash guys were just rolling in, AND neighbors were out walking THEIR dogs!

Feeling cute, may rent an available Jumbotron.
(Toy Story marathon, natch)