Monster Blood

it’s true, that’s a guy who has a favorite Strongbad bit, you just never hear him do it during the movie due to the circumstances

If I was brown hoodie's mom I'd buy him a CAR.

WARNING IT IS POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE THIS BUT NOT UNALTERED

Roses are red
Our resolve hasn't faltered

Part of Wilhoit’s Law not qtd much:”As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated
baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of
pseudophilosophy amounting over time to millions of pgs. All
such is axiomatically dishonest & undeserving of serious
scrutiny.“

I like how libs like actively screech at anyone who points this out, and then these ghouls are just loudly and proudly taking credit for building up and funding the fascist apparatus.

The goodest of guys.

The WeRateDogs guy says Fuck ICE

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Resign, you disgusting coward.

Saying the quiet part out loud #92652859

Federal Agent in Coon Rapids: 'The more people that you lose in Minnesota, you then lose a voting right to stay blue.' - UNICORN RIOT Coon Rapids, MN — A masked federal agent in a convenience store parking lot in the northern Twin Cities suburb of Coon Rapids told legal observers that Minnesota’s status as a blue state is linked wit...

NEW: A masked federal agent in a convenience store parking lot in the northern Twin Cities suburb of Coon Rapids told legal observers that Minnesota’s status as a blue state is linked with the removal of residents [VIDEO below]
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Daniel Kibblesmith & @kibblesmith.com When I was a kid if there was a machine that made child porn and talked unwell teens into suicide it would get the dungeons and dragons satanic panic news magazine treatment 24/7 for five years, Oprah would be on the floor of congress firing a gun in the air and NO "FAMILY VALUES" PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT 12:10 AM • Jan 31, 2026 & Some people can reply

buddy the catholic church has had CSA scandals and has talked queer kids into suicide while proclaiming family values for centuries, that this isn’t getting the satanic panic treatment is because christianity, patriarchy, the nuclear family and child abuse are all incredibly linked.

sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else

Al Jazeera reporting that Israel has killed 31 Palestinians in Gaza *today*

Think about Alex Pretti being killed 30 more times in one day

Might we tactfully point out that to obsess negatively with trans people when the richest and most powerful men in the world are trying to reverse centuries of humane progress and equality to acquire impunity for rape and murder shows a weird sense of priorities?

"lobsters show that hierarchy is inherent in nature"

cool. so the guys who think that the negligible variation in traits between people of different races makes them irreconcilably different thinks that a distantly related species demonstrates Truths about human nature. got it

dipshits

They don’t think, they collaborate.

Utah lawmakers sweep their own study on care for trans kids under the rug as they push to ban it As Utah's lawmakers move to ban gender-affirming care for transgender kids, they've avoided discussing a report they commissioned on the issue that says care helps kids.

Utah lawmakers asked for a review of studies on gender-affirming care's effects on trans youth after passing a "moratorium." Records show they planned on publicly discussing the report — until it concluded the care is largely found to have positive outcomes.

Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.

as someone who's spent essentially my entire life with some degree of suicidality (this is only your business to the extent that it lets me make the following point), I find something genuinely transformative about being able to look at an ICE agent and think "oh *you're* who this feeling is for"

Now that I'm recovered from ugly crying, I have to jump in and say they could probably do this without even leaving *Queens.*

The same people who said that the mass murder of children in schools was a sad but necessary price to enable citizens to bear arms and oppose tyranny are now saying that if you carry a gun it’s your fault if you’re murdered.

it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns

the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this

🧵🧵🧵

I hope none of these monstrous fucks ever know peace again.

The destruction of Gaza has always been a real estate deal to enrich themselves and their friends.

Despite talk of a “cease fire”, the killing continues to this day.

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Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her

“Children’s food contaminated with worms and mold, limited clean drinking water, inadequate medical care among allegations raised by migrant families in court filings about conditions their CHILDREN faced in federal custody.”

The “pro life” party

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We (me and the cat) stan

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.