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I made a joke in real life about hiring an Etsy witch so she can make my prof give me good grades and my peers thought I was actually insane so now what

A new trend!!! I just tell myself it will be cheaper in the long run

Coughing up the money for a profession night guard cuz I just found out my mom and sister have literally cracked their teeth from jaw clenching at night

I guess I’m gonna stop using social media cuz I don’t wanna upload an ID to prove I’m an adult

I’m listening to early 2000s kpop hits again and I feel so alive

My classmate posting discussion posts that are clearly AI because of the sentence flow and em dashes is crazy cuz that will get you kicked out of our program and they aren’t even hard 😭

I wish I had an unlimited supply of French fries

I have xray lab practicals weekly where below an 83% (outta 30 points) is a fail!! And you can only fail and make up 2 per semester or else you get kicked out and have to wait a year to come back!!! Weekly!!!! Def not stressed at all

Just found out I’m exact birthday twins with Chappell Roan 💅🏼

My apartment building has horribly thin walls. I have a new downstairs neighbor and my new game is guessing what they are playing based on whenever I can make out what they are saying.

The community needs it

Clocks ticking for this diva’s credibility!!!!

I enjoyed The Silent Patient audiobook

Its official spooky season to me 👻

Made some scuffed “equipment” to practice my xray positions at home and this is my first victim

I think it didn’t happen 😒

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Red Cross shirt with snoopy and Woodstock wearing sunglasses promoting blood donation

I survived giving blood even though I had to lay down for a long time and they hand to hold up a straw to my mouth for apple juice 😭

Just put all my exams and assignments in google calendar now it’s the calendar of doom despair and dread

It looks like me every morning when I wake up and remember I have to participate in society

I started xray school so I can’t catch streams that much anymore 💔 but I am lurking

My mysterious neighbor dropped it at my doorstep!!

I think it is a loft store collab so people outside of Japan have to use a proxy to get it 😭

The fact they also announced frog and toad designs feels targeted to this community

My villain origin story is Covid taking away my early 20s and now current early 20 something’s call me unc

However the thought of some random person opening my package and getting the people pleasing is lying mug and being confused is hilarious

First my mailperson delivered my labubu to the wrong mailbox, now my HMJ mug that was supposedly delivered is not there 😭 (not trying to scam for a new one I just have beef with my mailman, maybe it will still turn up)

It’s like damn I actually gotta follow thru with this or live with in squalor 😭

mid decluttering and everything is a fucking mess and it feels so so so bad but I gotta push thru to pristine cleanliness ✨✨

I fear eating healthy has made me feel a ton better and I don’t crash from 3-5 pm anymore