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Hook 'Em Hawkeyes

@texaniniowa.bsky.social

Father, home chef, Longhorn, and Hawkeye fan, turner of screws, and lover of a good joke.

13 Followers  |  42 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 20.01.2025  |  1.2845

Latest posts by texaniniowa.bsky.social on Bluesky

Kash Patel looks like he is constantly edging a shart

19.11.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You ever see one of your child's toys and just make it never exist?

21.05.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's currently feels like -6ยฐF here and I just saw a guy in shorts! What are you trying to prove my guy!?

20.02.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made some pork burnt ends to ring in the UT Baseball season. It was only the alumni game, but the squad looks good. #HookEm

02.02.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If it quacks like a duck... IT'S A FUCKING DUCK!

22.01.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wait until all the illegals get deported and the produce prices skyrocket. I'm sure ICE is going to love getting every call for a brown neighbor who's here illegally.

22.01.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michigan

21.01.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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