Will Baizer

CHALLENGE THAT ONE LATVIA

And I, for one, welcome our new Hoosier overlord.

Simeon Wilcher gets ghosted, completes the high five any way

Top 10 Vanderbilt teams are not safe in Austin

I love the rumor that Texas Tech took Cam Coleman to a place that gave him food poisoning, and that’s the reason they’re no longer in the running.

Just a reminder to kiss your homies today

This is what I would expect in Chicago

Tankies are having a real bad time between Venezuela, Iran, and Russia lol

I wasn't pumped for the 1st Beard year because of all the bullshit surrounding Beard, but the team he assembled was at least good on paper and won a game in March. This 1st Miller year is just...so mid. There's no reason to believe this team is making noise in March, or even playing in the tourney

Sure, Tramon Mark is 9-41 from three on the season, which sounds bad until you consider he's 0-3 today so he's actually 9-44 from three on the season, which sounds bad until you consider he was 4-7 from three against Chaminade so he's 5-37 against teams with a pulse, which sounds bad until you con-

I’m glad that we can all now agree on who the best team in Texas was during the 2025 CFB season.

The end of this game is fucking hilarious! I love the unskippable second. This is pure chaos.

TIRED: Top 4 seeds are 0-6

WIRED: Enemies of the University of Texas are 0-4

10-Win Texas #narrative

Arch Manning only scored 3 touchdowns with 350+ all purpose yards because of his last name.

ARCH FUCKIN’ MANNING

I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.

THE SLAMMING STRAWBERRY MUST BE HUNTED DOWN AND SENT TO THE TOASTER LIKE THE COWARD HE IS

Oh wow! That’s also Haynes King’s special skill.

The Pop-Tarts Bowl is on drugs. The good ones, though. The ones you want to be on.

Hell yeah. Goal line Texas drill to start the Pop Tarts Bowl. That’s college football!

Damn. I must have imagined the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

Also, while well sourced and brings up an interesting viewpoint, it doesn’t prove they were not working together. Even if the pact was defensive in nature it was offensive in effect. You don’t need idealogical alignment to work together.

Always crazy how they never admit they originally worked together.

Happy 34th anniversary of the fall of the USSR. Get wrecked tankies.

I don’t think people realize how exceptionally rare it is that the winner of a P4 conference wasn’t even ranked. Don’t blame the committee for having JMU in the playoff. Blame the ACC and Miami for being incapable of winning a conference championship.

A&M was 11-0 headed in Austin, ranked #3. They will end the season 11-2 with this home playoff loss to Miami. Some are calling it the biggest fraud of the century. Others a generational season choke.

Playoff wins in 2025:

Texas - 1
Oklahoma - 0
Texas A&M - 0

#CFBPlayoff

Texas A&M’s best season in a century ends with a loss to Texas and a loss at home. Poor aggies.