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Will Baizer

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Somebody else invited me. It’s not my fault. Blame them. Sports + Startups, VC, Data, and Coding + ✡️ Longhorn/St Louis partisan | Founded r/LonghornNation, the 4th and 5 podcast, and HornsCast | WashU & UT MBA alum

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I would watch a series titled “Randy Johnson: Time Traveler.”

05.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 3

That’s awesome! Congrats!

05.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welcome to the Top 25 Plays of the 2024 Texas Football Season!

To kick things off, OU’s offense completely forgets to account for Mookie Taaffe on the blitz, as he sacks Hawkins for a 13 yard loss and basically ends OU’s drive!

#HookEm #Texas #Longhorns #CFB #highlight

05.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

Hell ya! It’s countdown time!

05.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s the thing this year. Everybody lost a lot (except Clemson). There is no clear favorite team. If I had my choice, I’d have put Clemson at #1.

04.08.2025 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m a Longhorn and not convinced Texas is the #1 team. We lost a lot at WR and OL and have a new QB. I just think everybody else also lost a ton of talent as well. It’s a bit of a toss up who is for real and who isn’t this year.

04.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The top 5 is very soft. I’m a Longhorn and not convinced Texas is the #1 team. We lost a lot at WR and OL and have a new QB. I just think everybody else also lost a ton of talent as well. It’s a bit of a toss up who is for real and who isn’t this year.

04.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Texas A&M Football day, everyone!

04.08.2025 18:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drugs

03.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’ll never happen though because it is hard to schmooze billionaires without luxury boxes.

03.08.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The “Every National Championship should be played in the Rose Bowl” movement really needs to pick up steam.

03.08.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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all bricked up and lonely

22.07.2025 13:31 — 👍 213    🔁 19    💬 6    📌 1

One punt?

22.07.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are no highlights of Michael Dickson at Texas on YouTube, and that is a tragedy.

22.07.2025 12:59 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

“I take no pleasure in crushing you.”

20.07.2025 19:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scottie telling the whole world that none of this brings him true joy before he demolishes the rest of the field has to really sting for everyone else.

20.07.2025 16:56 — 👍 360    🔁 32    💬 17    📌 7

This is the stuff I live for

16.07.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats to Texas A&M for their first W over Texas in 15 years

15.07.2025 19:44 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Lmaooooooo

15.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which is why I avoid Canadians

09.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t pick fights with hockey players

09.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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About 24 feet of water-level growth in Lake Travis over the past week!

Please donate to the flood relief fund:
cftexashillcountry.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

09.07.2025 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is the Lake Full Yet? Are you wondering about the current status of Lake Travis? This central Texas reservoir on the Colorado River is considered 'full' or 'at maximum desired capacity' when the lake's water level is at 68...

To the surprise of nobody, after two days of flooding rain, Lake Travis is still not full. isthelakefullyet.com#volume

05.07.2025 22:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The TJ Ford aura at Texas is just too strong

26.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also Washington is a tough draw for him

26.06.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats to Tre Johnson. Was the only reason to watch Texas basketball last year. #HookEm

26.06.2025 00:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ryan told me he cut out my Texas fun fact:

Even though the team has been the Longhorns since 1900, the first mascot wasn’t Bevo.

It was Pig Bellmont, a pitbull who belonged to the first AD. He roamed campus, lounged in bluebonnets, led the team onto the field, and snarled at any mention of A&M.

13.06.2025 17:03 — 👍 30    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 4

Pig was a very good dog and he was not cut from the episode for failure to be a good dog

13.06.2025 17:06 — 👍 66    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Named after the varsity center Gus “Pig” Dittmar because both were bowlegged. Gus was named Pig because “he slipped through the defensive line like a greased pig.”

13.06.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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