your pal uly

they're taking it one acronym at a time

in conclusion, the censorship of plato is a land of contrasts

after cringing at my screen for several minutes i did eventually read this, and he doesn't really have an opinion on or understanding of any of these things, which is somehow simultaneously worrying and a huge relief

spurs defense has the rockets in absolute hell this quarter, i do not care for it

oh hell yeah brother

he handled it all with such openness and grace. that one still hits hard

wemby hittin' em with the old captain america nope

mike can you even imagine being the person tasked with asking him to please be politically correct

instead, use wording such as people experiencing frenchness

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

you’re laughing? they’re holding his phone over his head and doing the thing where they extend their arm and hold him back by his forehead so he can’t get any closer and he’s helplessly swinging at the air and crying and some pee came out and then his pants fell down and you’re laughing??

you’re laughing? they’re holding his phone over his head and doing the thing where they extend their arm and hold him back by his forehead so he can’t get any closer and he’s helplessly swinging at the air and crying and some pee came out and then his pants fell down and you’re laughing??

if only there was some way to stop doing a terrible job that you hate but alas the technology is years away

got dang man! sorry to hear it, but glad that it wasn’t worse

oh jesus that’s awful, i’m sorry

fine fine but this is nimby shit. get ice out of america, get ice out of existence, let’s start there

keep posting the change you want to see in the world

each successive video is worse and more damning. i’m not a smart enough man to know how or what, but i know that the state of minnesota HAS to do something to attempt to find justice here. even if it’s a losing proposition, this just cannot continue to go completely unchecked

this man is just calmly standing there recording with his phone, and he isn't approaching a goddamn thing

omg the tiny swangas

lmao the kershaw piece

chunky if you're listening to me you have to google the moon

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

Mad Men presentation meme with "can't be kidnapped" on the board

Me pitching a train ad campaign

i don’t think there are any lessons to be taken from this

i’ve only had good experiences but i think that’s because i’m delightful

we are cooked to a fucking crisp

god damn it man

if the target on the screen falls down just fucking throw it to the ground next to him and move on

cj i am begging you please PLEASE do not fuck this up for us

so far houston playing in a light snow is going roughly as well as houston driving in a light snow