Miranda Coker

hey so i don’t like that i blocked all of the current administration instagram accounts and they were mysteriously unblocked and followed. I HATE IT HERE

i’ve never wanted to know anything more than what the nosferatu rat budget was

Jim Henson exhibit AND Audra Mcdonald Gypsy?! Actually one of the best days of my life

you will be visited by three spirits

*Wicked the Musical voice* I WANNA BE IN THIS

for the first time in what i can remember, im actually packed before literally the morning of my flight. Maybe my 30’s is the decade of me getting my shit together

ok i know im a weird little creature but i get edmund from The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe with Turkish Delight now

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JAYLENE GOT ELIMINATED?!?!

"Does your script call for Willem Dafoe but he's just too old? Do you need your audience confused about why they find a character so hot? Hi, I'm Walton Goggins, here to talk to you about me: Walton Goggins."

Homer’s Odyssey: 👎
Suzi Barrett’s Odyssey: 👍

glad my boyfriend’s parents are so intrigued by me that they’re asking him questions like “does Miranda eat food?”

i gotta start keeping track of things that i’m so completely oblivious to that i’m like “oh that’s a new thing” and it turns out it’s been a thing for multiple years

avoiding last christmas by Wham is so last year, this year it’s all about avoiding Christmas Shoes

in another universe, this is what Denny’s moons over my hammy is named

holding space for the speech Harold Night at UCB hosts have to give explaining what a harold is

i think from now on, Dragula seasons should include at least one LA Clown so they have at least someone willing to do the extermination challenges just for fun

i’ve seen a million providence/silverlake gays post selfies that look EXACTLY like this

the closest example of drag representation i’ve ever had is Hormona Lisa because I too look like a bubblegum hollywood starlet in drag and somebody’s mom chaperoning a field trip out of drag

something something the improv version of the UHC shooter where the bullets say “zip, zap, zop”

it’d actually be so fucking cool if i could do something that involves an assignment without my brain being like “you’re not gonna do it correctly so don’t even try” LIKE COME ON

i hope @koriking.bsky.social ‘s booth at Drag Con looks like a Dunkin

oh thank god

finding out that a notable name in the muppet fan community is an absolute creep and that Jim Cummings is a trump supporter is REALLY NOT DOING GREAT THINGS for me and my hyperfixations

hey let’s keep muppet accounts on bluesky very cool people and not creepy sex pests 👍

wrote this after accidentally getting a spicy margarita at birds and living with the consequences 🙃

call this a crazy take but i don’t think drinks should be spicy

love that the most upsetting thing that happened at my thanksgiving this year was me introducing my niece to “Cats”

Greta Gerwig's Little Women (2019) 🔈🎵

Bubba Sparxxx Shrimp Company

no pun intended but i’m not ok