Val 🐰

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So let’s me get this straight:

We don’t have money for childcare or money to give people affordable healthcare but apparently have plenty to take over and run an entire country in South America

You made it further than me, so 🫡 😭😂

A Rear Window meme with Grace Kelly's character saying "Babe please have sex with me I'm so horny" and Jimmy Stewart's character with a telescopic camera in hand saying, "Uhhhh I think there was a murder"

Watched a classic tonight

Movie I watched wayyy too young.

I was about 7 years old flipping through channels on Halloween while eating my candy, and it just so happened to be the prom scene where she’s killing everyone. Haunted me for YEARS. I love horror movies now though lol

a humpback whale smonked a j would it be (Photo of a whale smoking a joint from its mouth) like this? (Photo of a whale smoking a joint from its blowhole) or like this?

good morning

I see it lmao

and she kept pressing me!! Like giiiirl just accept the “no thank you” and leave me in PEACE LMAO

Yes I’m 29, idc!¡!! 😭💀

My mom is tryna help me unpack my moving boxes at my new place, and I had to decline cause I don’t want her to see my ahem ~toys~. Me, awkwardly deal with that and explain why/what/where/when?? No thank you!!¡!

My knees pop before it rains, you don’t want no parts in this youngin’ 🙅🏻‍♀️

It’s gonna be FUN being an Oregon/Tennessee fan in SEC/ACC territory ngl lmao. (fuuuuuck the cocks/clemson🤧)

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also…Brad. Fucking. Pitt. (Would)

F1 movie was GAS btw 😮‍💨🔥

Life is hard, but at least I don’t have a baby with any of my ex’s 😭

Such a good szn y’all 😭❤️

getting you cancelled on both apps instead>>>

thank youuuu!! Happy belated to you as well twin!! 🥹🥳🫶🏼

Yeah he aight

pics of the Grand Canyon from yesterday 🙆🏻‍♀️

His name is Stinky 😭😂

Bedrock City 🦕🎳

I will visit and still come for some duck games! And I’m always down for Mario kart, don’t worry 🥹❤️

thank you 🥹❤️

This is what I see after taking too many Benadryl

No one talk to me about the bear. I haven’t watched it yet!!

Rewatching LOTR and I don’t get why Sam and Frodo don’t just TOUCH TIPS ALREADY?!??

I just go to my local pro shop guy in my bowling alley to get my balls. I wish they made custom bowling balls lol

Hiii missed u too!

yee, back out closer to fam