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Agri Ismaïl

@agri.bsky.social

I am complicit in this festival of horrors // wrote a book called Hyper

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now that is a poem title

10.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 74    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

Something compelled me to make this

10.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 3635    🔁 1065    💬 74    📌 35

Comment parler de "Comment parler des livres que l'on n'a pas lus ?" si on l'a pas lu

09.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Mandaic curse bowl in the Royal Ontario Museum.  It has a spiraling Mandaic text that leads to an encircled x at the center.

A Mandaic curse bowl in the Royal Ontario Museum. It has a spiraling Mandaic text that leads to an encircled x at the center.

This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.

08.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1176    🔁 384    💬 40    📌 68

“You held the zoom? Told everyone? Did you give them the line about necessary downsizing to focus on new exciting directions going forward? Ok good now fuck off”

07.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol bezos got that chump to fire everyone and then was like thx you can write your resignation letter now

07.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every dialogue by plato is like

MY BFF SOCRATES: Now, imagine that you're really pretty
SOME ASSHOLE: I am picturing this.
BFF SOCRATES: so you agree... you think you’re really pretty

07.02.2026 10:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

06.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 6779    🔁 1061    💬 273    📌 276

Pitt, lätt

04.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Author Agri Ismaïl sitting on a beige couch with his dog.

Author Agri Ismaïl sitting on a beige couch with his dog.

“Surely, I think, if someone can write or play the ‘Hammerklavier,’ I should be able to describe a peach,” writes @agri.bsky.social, author of Hyper (@coffeehousepress.bsky.social). Enjoy more: at.pw.org/WRIsmaïl

04.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

One of the best lit podcasts on one of the very best novels – keeping this for my next long walk with the dog

04.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Migrationsverket betalar för att göra reklam för återvandring Myndigheten har lagt 442 000 kronor på kampanjen – riktas mot personer som talar arabiska eller pashto, eller visat intresse för vissa länder.

Japp riktat till de som talar arabiska och pashto. www.etc.se/inrikes/migr...

04.02.2026 10:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tack!

04.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tack!

04.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AGRI ISMAÏL: Nej, Ulf Kristersson är inte vår statsminister Ett år efter masskjutningen på Campus Risbergska kommer Nicolas Lunabbas essäbok ”Inte din statsminister”. Agri Ismaïl läser en spretig berättelse som ger ett välbehövligt andrum.

Har läst en bok. www.expressen.se/kultur/bocke...

04.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 28    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0
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*sweating profusely as the cursor hovers over the checkbox*

31.01.2026 07:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of those days where my phone’s facial recognition is like who dis? so I’m definitely not going to be spiraling into an identity crisis

31.01.2026 07:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I forget, did Big Ben Bong for Brexit in the end?

30.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this one hits hard 💔💔💔

30.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for reading !

30.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Read to find out about why i had to lie about the interior of the Connaught hotel

30.01.2026 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

”Along with many others, Coffee House, Graywolf, and Milkweed in particular are known for publishing fiction that would give an ICE agent a stroke”

28.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 27    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

Otroligt fint val!

28.01.2026 09:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 25397    🔁 6957    💬 7    📌 155

I certainly hope to live long enough to see Stephen Miller imprisoned for his many crimes.

24.01.2026 21:57 — 👍 828    🔁 105    💬 19    📌 7

My kid the other day was asking if there was another earth I’m like well that sure would be nice wouldn’t it

23.01.2026 07:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

”not being investigated as terrorism, police say”

Cool

23.01.2026 07:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Not only is Syria’s government (deemed legitimate by the international community even though they were terrorists five minutes ago) actively murdering Kurds, intent on destroying Rojava, but when we protest their fascist goons in Europe attack us.

23.01.2026 07:06 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Six injured after knife attack at Kurdish demonstration in Antwerp Incident outside Opera House that left two people in critical condition is not being investigated as terrorism, police say

I hate this so much www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

23.01.2026 07:04 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

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