hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?

A photo of Robert and Luciana Duvall with a horse and dogs

STATEMENT FROM LUCIANA DUVALL Yesterday we said goodbye to my beloved husband, cherished friend, and one of the greatest actors of our time. Bob passed away peacefully at home, surrounded by love and comfort. To the world, he was an Academy Award-winning actor, a director, a storyteller. To me, he was simply everything. His passion for his craft was matched only by his deep love for characters, a great meal, and holding court. For each of his many roles, Bob gave everything to his characters and to the truth of the human spirit they represented. In doing so, he leaves something lasting and unforgettable to us all. Thank you for the years of support you showed Bob and for giving us this time and privacy to celebrate the memories he leaves behind.

Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced

oh my god I'm such a fool... I didn't even CONSIDER that the olympics were bringing back the tkachuk/draisaitl feud

Tahini chickpea salad, done

a man wearing a black and white striped sweater with #schittscreek written on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a black and white striped sweater with #schittscreek written on the bottom

It’s warm enough to dissociate in my car again

Also I didn’t realize how coated in salt and muck my car was until after the car wash and it was like “huh didn’t have much peripheral vision before”

Went to the gym, car wash, and two grocery stores. Time to exfoliate my entire body and prep some food.

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

I thought of this while driving four hours ago so I’m really glad I remembered

a man in a suit is making a fist in the air and saying yes . Alt: a man in a suit is making a fist in the air and saying yes .

every time I remember I have tomorrow off

If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!

Homeless people in Boston give me better compliments then any man I’ve ever dated

Credit: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, center, winner of an alpine ski, men's giant slalom race, jumps in celebration on the podium flanked by second placed Switzerland's Marco Odermatt, left, and third placed Switzerland's Loic Meillard, at the 2026 Winter Olympics.(AP)

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

Making all of my friends feel my pecs, very normal behavior to be proud about

“what cool shit can I do as Mayor? oh, I can marry people? awesome, let’s do it”

once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through

Minnesota continues to be a beacon in the dark.

She really went 0 to 60 from “won’t sit near me” to “all up in my business”

I opened this on my mobile phone and gasped

I want to get up but gingers holding me hostage and sitting on my chest

Amanda live-posting my phone call with Collin:

This one is adorable!!

When I see a New Hampshire license plate the voice in my brain automatically turns into Suzy Izzard: “Live free or die?”
“Well we’re all out of ‘live free.’ We only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush. What do you want?"
"Well, so my choice is 'or die?? I guess I’ll have the chicken then.”

Evil eye

Fresh holes!

Liz just dropped half her donut and made the saddest noise in the world, im crying

You already charged me half that’s THEFT

I’m coming for you baby*

*clearly the donuts not Amanda

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don’t care for Valentines Day but I love the meme valentines that are created: www.instagram.com/p/DUn6B1GjDe...

oh hell yes

(Mexican and Japanese heritage night jerseys for the Dodgers)

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin