Betch

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My husband is putting in new flooring, and I’ve never been more turned on

The Olympics always make me cry. Imagine what we could do if we could do as a planet if we just figured out our shit.

Do not watch the alternate halftime show, wait for the clips on social media to laugh. Don’t give them the view even if you’re just curious

I’ve been rewatching RHOBH from the beginning, I’m an Erika Jayne fan to the end. Through everything she’s kept it real and I love that shit in reality TV

Forcing myself to drown out the impending doom of our nation with Stardew Valley

Well, Nazis at least

The new Indiana Jones too

Got this email from the VA. What the actual fuck are they talking about? The republicans control the House, Senate, and the Presidency. How is this the Democrats fault when not ONE republican showed up to vote yesterday. This is enraging, the blatant lying is wild.

Reselling prices are ridiculous. Fans waited 2+ hours for just a chance to buy without dynamic pricing, when there are people who bought without the intention of attending just to turn a profit. Ticketmaster should just have a refund ticket option.

I didnt win the powerball guys, im still poor. How dystopian dreaming of living a relaxing life and never having to worry about the drowning weight of capitalism.

5 things Trump did this week:

1. Was caught cheating in golf

2. Threatened to arrest Obama

3. Called the Epstein files a “hoax” again

4. Upgraded child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security Texas prison

5. Went to his New Jersey golf club for the weekend

* harvested. Not born

our country rn

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If you must light off fireworks today, celebrating how we were annexed by an empire that is now run by folks who hate us... do it in as fire safe a way as possible.

We have tinder dry red flag conditions & our wildfire crews are already stretched thin. The best fireworks are ones you don't set off!

What the actual FUCK. I am so ashamed to be an American in this moment.

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Trumps Bday will forever be remembered as No Kings Day

Borders aren’t real. Nations aren’t real. None of this is real. It’s literally all made up.

Nobody is illegal on earth.

Don’t let the picture fool you, he’s a goblin

I did last week. A good distraction, but I forgot about the shark teeth 😂

Hey Elon. Now’s the time to spill how you rigged the election dude. It’s gone far enough

Right, weird.. but get that bag sis

The only political party I will ever support again. Ms Rachel for children first

Taylor swift during the surprise song set but the lights say “get f-ed you f-ing losers”

Too soon?

I will choose my peace over other people’s feelings 100% of the time.

Maybe we shouldn’t put the biggest fucking losers in charge of Friendship™

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JD Vance took the Popes soul like a dementor

Happy 4/20 friends 🙌