Lil Maud'Dib

✅ setuid PATCHED 🎉👍🧑‍💻
✅ exploit chain READY FOR PRODUCTION 🚀😈🚔

500 years from now, archivists valiantly trying to preserve novelty sports jerseys “these… these are petrochemical based fabrics?!”

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

The logic of algorithms tends to repeat what “works,” but art opens up what is possible. Not everything has to be immediate or predictable. Defend slowness when it serves a purpose, silence when it speaks and difference when evocative. Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is above all an invocation. When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console, but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us, and sometimes, even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express.

Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

popped a klonpin, now to play some tears of the kingdom and forget about the horrors for a little bit

Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"

An image of early Swiss reformer Ulrich Zwingli followed by an iMessage that reads, “Hi Jack, it’s Ulrich. I’m reaching out to real reformed Patriots. We’ve done a lot to remove corruption and preach the gospel clearly, But we can’t stop now. We need YOU to stand with us against superstition. Can I count on you to eat a sausage this Friday?”

A hat that says "see DM"

I was DMing with a seller on Etsy and she said she could do my logo on the hats so I sent her the logo and she was like sounds good place the order, I'll put the logo on them.

I placed the order and in the area where you write the text you want on the hat I wrote "see DM".

unconditional support for the hyperscaler outage meta

This is a product liability case waiting to happen.

I am becoming increasingly convinced that AI is like a table saw. Useful for specific tasks, harmful in the hands of untrained people, and even trained people can get complacent and fall into unsafe usage.

build a massive, comprehensively accessible metro system and people grouse about every niggling problem. build just one dinky little funicular and people worship it for centuries

More Than DNS: The 14 hour AWS us-east-1 outage A thorough review of a major cloud outage.

thundergolfer.com/blog/aws-us-... I think is a much better outage summary than the one that AWS published. I understand the time pressure AWS was under to get something out, but I found the initial report to be quite baroque and hard to comprehend.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Aaron Boone saying “the haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters”

October - 2025
Ohtani is Master of Baseball
Only the Phillies Bullpen Stands Before Him
Sandlots Are Now Battlefields

new york yankees century of humiliation underway

sometimes i make a gif and then i don't post it and then later i'm like why did i make this gif

What a website

We should fill in the East River. It’s not even a river, it’s an estuary.

no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable

breaking into the exhibit and putting this thing on to gain the Power of Free Speech but the first thing that comes out of my mouth is “Barry Lyndon is too long” and the crowd immediately turns on me

doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him

bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN

totally agree with this thread about the overuse of green screens and using post production as a crutch but it's always a little funny to point to a Spielberg picture and go "why can't you just do it like that"

YouTube video by mrcoggy Mitchell and Webb's Kitchen Nightmares

m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Nf... "im not as good as you, stephen"

saw the phrase “takeout shaming” and now i think i’m going to close this app for the day