If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention

I was in deep meditation last night when I realized that the Dead Milkmen's music is a road map guiding humanity to survive the coming war with AIs

How Randy Andrews prepares for Hyperborea

I have written several sequels to "An American Tail" but Hollywood seems to want to pass on:

An American Tail: Fievel Snuffs the Rooster- Fievel gets drafted into 'Nam.

An American Tail: Morning in America- Fievel does a lot of coke and votes for Regan.

An American Tail: Protest at Ruby Ridge

If you listen to Deee-Lite's "The Groove is in the Heart" enough times, the groove ends up in your spleen.

Sources tell me Jerry was indeed a race car driver

Last Christmas, you gave me a fart. The very next day, I flushed it away. This year, my gut will sear and you give me indigestion.

In order to progress, we must deal with the cognitive dissonance caused by the fact that moral absolutism must exist side by side with situational ethics.

I cast Contact Other Plane last night and discovered the Para-elemental plane of Bob, From Accounting.

To gauge your happiness, think about how relevant polearms are to your life

We reached Singularity with Pong, but Pac Fever hit before we realized it.

Quick, I need a +2 Morningstar and an alibi.

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Under appreciated game: Roderic Waibel's Bugbears and Boarderlands. It is 5th edition hardware running B/X software.

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The Chilito was the pinnacle of human creation. Somewhere a titan is being punished for giving it to humanity.

Every time I see Gamma World, my brain changes it Granma World. Which is a post-apocalyptic game of grans and nannas fighting it out....

If you watch any of the Friday the 13th movies while listening to Christopher Cross, the movies make that much more sense.

A buttload is an imperial unit

A gloomy Saturday is the perfect day for some Black Sabbath and housework

Good morning friends, fiends, and anything in-between! Today is going to be a great day! Remember, you're awesome. Now go out there and inflict yourself on others!

Go forth and be awesome!

Does beer count as whisky?

Good news! Liquor and chainsaw night is back on!

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

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If I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times- A Grim Hack is the most criminally underrated pamphlet/quick play RPG!

Simple rules
Deadly combat
A great on shot game system

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