Dang it, Mikayla

Being on your period during mercury retrograde is its own special flavor of hell

Chat, is a double sided dildo the opposite of a double sided sword?
(Thx Josh @judgiespod.bsky.social)

@judgiespod.bsky.social my boyfriend’s mom tried Malört for the first time this weekend and she LOVED IT. I’m terrified of her now 😂

"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."

Seriously. Memorize it.

Mooned a Cybertruck today in Irvine, CA. Encourage others to do the same.

If my coworkers see this, no u didn’t -

It’s my BIRTHDAY, please send titty pics ✨

Smash

The gravity of that performance. Kendrick Lamar you are a brave genius

I LOVE a petty king. Way to slay Kendrick

CORRECT! 👏🏻

Kendrick Lamar performing at the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show, as he turns to the camera to say “Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”. He is grinning like a maniac and very pleased with himself

me omw to ruin someone’s whole week

man was smiling ear to ear on worldwide television calling you a pedo you gotta blow your shit off smoove

The way Kendrick smiled RIGHT at the camera when he said “hey Drake” was genuinely diabolical lmfaoooo

Girlypops I have found the antidote to a bad day: spending $100 at the sex store and then $20 on cheap wine. Enjoy 🥂

@oldricky.bsky.social My name’s Mikayla and my uncle always called me Mike growing up, so Mike IS short for Mikayla 💅🏻

MAGAs 7 Deadly Sins—So Far—And How to Fight Back How MAGAs are undermining every aspect of our Republic as they march the United States towards fascism—and the actions we must take to stop them

This has quickly become one of my most read articles ever

I address 7 of Trump's most grotesque fascist actions, and likewise, 7 meaningful actions we can take to stop/slow him down.

Esp if you're frustrated with the apathy from Dem leadership, take these steps: www.qasimrashid.com/p/magas-7-de...

I just finished playing Stray and it was one of the most fun, wholesome games I’ve played in years 🥰 If anyone has recommendations for games with similar vibes, let me know!
#videogames

Insane take from a garbage man once again. I hope that enough of our senators, on either side of the aisle, see the clear risks of allowing this man to be in any position of power

Pink background with screaming opossum and the text THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I

Mood for the next four years.

If anything im gonna try to make a conscious effort to post here more. Bsky is the underdog rn but it’s not owned by mr heil so….

Normalize holding people accountable in more.. how do I say… productive ways #lqbtq #inauguration TikTok video by Tierney The Tiny Witch 🍉

These hands are rated E for Everyone
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Fpp3Yb/

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

Elon is not being "accused" of doing a Nazi salute.

He did a Nazi salute. TWICE.

My gentle advice for the next four years (or the last four, or the four before that, or…) is that you do not have any obligation to debate with anyone about what you see and hear happening with your own eyes and ears.